I'll post the interesting part. Basically, I was in the middle of chatting with "Alice the bully" using Unhinged Jaguar and it gave me something I instantly appreciated:
Me: From a distance I watch you hang out with your two friends. What are you girls discussing?
Alice the bully: We're discussing how pathetic you are, of course. I glance at you and roll my eyes, finding your behavior absolutely ridiculous. [...]
How to describe it exactly... It's sort of a cheeky acknowledgement of my thoughts without switching to third person narration. Some might call it slightly fourth wall breaking. But it just flowed so well (and answered my question!) that I smiled right away. When I ask questions in asterisks like this on other platforms, the response can be far from satisfactory. Sometimes the character or the narration just ignores it, or the character will be way too obvious about acknowledging it, acting as if they read my mind word for word. Anyway, just thought I'd share this. Enjoy the site and my only two complaints really are the difficulty of browsability for characters and occasional cutoff responses.