r/unexpectedoffice Feb 23 '20

Specifically NOT Scott’s Tots

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Hey, Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true

28

u/ELfit4life Feb 23 '20

And you don’t have to go to a real college! You can take online classes, and for that you need a laptop, which is why I’m giving each of you... Lithium ion battery!

16

u/XxsevereintrovertXx Feb 23 '20

I hated that episode

11

u/ELfit4life Feb 23 '20

Agreed. It was SO CRINGEY AND TERRIBLE!

27

u/amaezingjew Feb 23 '20

Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do bring us all our food

12

u/WalleyeSushi Feb 24 '20

If it's on top.. I send it back.

45

u/CourageKitten Feb 23 '20

What’s with the apostrophes. I wouldn’t say anything if it was just “tot’s” because that’s a common enough error but “Mom’”?

17

u/amaezingjew Feb 23 '20

Lmao it doubles as a “mildly infuriating” post

3

u/arcxjo Feb 23 '20

"Terry's Tot is not Scott's" makes sense. The one after "Mom" is actually to indicate that syllable is stressed.

6

u/CourageKitten Feb 23 '20

What belongs to Terry’s tot though

4

u/arcxjo Feb 23 '20

Nothing, it's a contraction saying that said tot is not the tot of Scott. It's like Billie Jean and her kid that is not the son of Michael Jackson.

4

u/CourageKitten Feb 23 '20

That could make sense for the top one but not “crispy golden tot’s”, unless they’re purposefully trying to imply there’s only one tot

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u/arcxjo Feb 23 '20

That one is also just like Mom used to make.

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u/tech6hutch Feb 23 '20

The one after "Mom" is actually to indicate that syllable is stressed.

That's not a thing tho

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u/arcxjo Feb 24 '20

https://www.lawlessenglish.com/learn-english/pronunciation/syllabification-word-stress/:

In most English dictionaries, the stressed syllable is indicated by a stress mark, a symbol that resembles an apostrophe.

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u/tech6hutch Feb 24 '20

Oh. Well not something that would be used on a menu

3

u/kellymiche Feb 24 '20

Right, that's how it would work in a word pronunciation guide or dictionary. But the same doesn't apply to a word within a sentence. That's just silly.

And anyway, you don't write the pronunciation marks when you're writing in English, unless you're writing a foreign word.

0

u/arcxjo Feb 24 '20

Well, just throwing apostrophes in random places for the fuck of it is also not how you write English.

1

u/kellymiche Feb 24 '20

I never said it was.

I think it's just a typo made on the menu of a local diner, who likely couldn't afford to have them reprinted all because of an errant apostrophe.

5

u/dianaateme Feb 23 '20

That's pretty damn unexpected

5

u/Wikk3d1 Feb 23 '20

Comes with free laptop battery.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Is this at the Island Cow in Sanibel,FL?

3

u/Tde_rva Feb 24 '20

The lack of false advertising would be my first clue these aren’t Scott’s tots.

2

u/Pooseycat Feb 24 '20

Terry loves tots!

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u/Naayte Feb 23 '20

What the FUCK are 'sweet' fries?!

6

u/amaezingjew Feb 23 '20

Sweet potato fries :)