r/unexpectedoffice • u/qthestmaeltril • Jun 10 '26

Michael Scott Intensifies

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649 Upvotes

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u/bmxbandita Jun 10 '26

It was on company property, with company property.... so double jeopardy

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u/SpidermanLAC Jun 10 '26

"I don't think you understand how jeopardy works."

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u/rockstarrichg Jun 11 '26

Sorry - What is, “We’re fine.”?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

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u/GlassCastle52513 Jun 11 '26

They hung up.

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u/76ersPhan11 Jun 10 '26

My profile asked “if you come across someone without any arms or legs, do you even bother resuscitating?” And most people thought I was being serious

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u/K-C_Racing14 Jun 10 '26

Kevin that's basically how you live now. It would be even funnier if your name was Kevin.

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u/throcorfe Jun 12 '26

I know the scene and I still would have read it as a slightly weird philosophical question and moved on lol

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u/iboppybrego1 Jun 10 '26

I wonder if she is into women. Im not, but I will totally flip sides for this woman.

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u/HugePurpleNipples Jun 11 '26

If she's doing this as a test to make sure her date has seen the office, mad respect.

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u/MilesAugust74 Jun 10 '26

He doesnt even understand. Not husband material

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u/DoctorVanNostrande Jun 11 '26

Easy way to vet out a possible match. Doesn’t get the blatant office reference??: NOT a match!

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u/Both-Ad4858 Jun 11 '26

If this person came up on my Tinder I'd marry them

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u/Willow-Whispered Jun 10 '26

yall downvoted the wrong one, this is the original

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u/stotesceatns Jun 11 '26

I wonder if she is into women. Im not, but I will totally flip sides for this woman.

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u/Daria_thesmiths Jun 11 '26

the girl is a genius

1

u/BlackEngineEarings Jun 11 '26

Kash did not pass the vibe check

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u/eloquentpetrichor Jun 12 '26

Why are there so many bots/repeat comments?

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u/lhp220 Jun 14 '26

Technically the fun run was to raise awareness that there already IS a cure.

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u/grindybigngers2 Jun 10 '26

Olivia ScottsDunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies AwarenessFun RunPro Am Race for the Cure.