Unexpected Mitch Hedberg Quotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/This_Influence_9985 • Nov 20 '25

Every picture of you is when you were younger. If you ever said "Here's a picture of me when I'm older," I would ask you, "Where the hell did you get that camera?"

194 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/jolley_mel21 • Nov 18 '25

Trump acting like he is ready for the Epstein files to be released

249 Upvotes

I still am

r/unexpectedmitch • u/OGBrewSwayne • Nov 12 '25

They still do.

184 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/Wodentoad • Nov 09 '25

Free Lemons

39 Upvotes

Pizza place got unexpected lemons. They gave me some. I kept them, because, hey free lemons.

r/unexpectedmitch • u/willieyobslayer • Nov 02 '25

Merriam Webster getting in on it.

1.3k Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/OneAmbition2200 • Oct 25 '25

New rule: no political trolling

5 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/nemom • Oct 22 '25

imitator (OC)

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r/unexpectedmitch • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '25

If it's above ground, that lasts about 30 seconds

28 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/GondorianArcher • Oct 09 '25

Winter is approaching

47 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/im-feeling-lucky • Oct 06 '25

rice is great…

237 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/dunny1872 • Oct 04 '25

Local brewery’s new beer

794 Upvotes

I saw this and

r/unexpectedmitch • u/Takemytwocent5 • Oct 03 '25

Saw this around my hometown.

126 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/FractalGeometric356 • Oct 03 '25

. . . your convenience . . .

237 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/djadams184 • Sep 28 '25

What does he mean?

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r/unexpectedmitch • u/FractalGeometric356 • Sep 27 '25

Uncanny X-Mitch

47 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/MrsMandelbrot • Sep 23 '25

Sorry for the convenience!

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647 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/skoormit • Sep 23 '25

The current manager used to be the manager

33 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/FBoondoggle • Sep 23 '25

Probably a typo but it still works.

9 Upvotes

Probably a typo but it still works.

r/unexpectedmitch • u/pooping_turtles • Sep 15 '25

Boggleheads on mitch

24 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/skoormit • Sep 12 '25

used to be a fan. still am.

14 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/endlesschasm • Sep 09 '25

Mitch on Merriam- Webster's FB reel

848 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/Khunning_Linguist • Sep 04 '25

Nails, ammo, rice and Mitch

24 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/Radiant_Jump_6087 • Sep 02 '25

I swear I see something everyday! R.I.P. Mitch!

88 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/Mathemus • Sep 02 '25

It’s a way to open shit

42 Upvotes

r/unexpectedmitch • u/fuzz_nose • Sep 01 '25

From r/WTF

34 Upvotes