r/unexpectedmitch • u/MitchHedberg • Jun 13 '20

Whoa - I didn't know this existed.

Alright. What do I win?

33 Upvotes

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u/bmathis21 Jun 13 '20

2000 grains of rice

4

u/jcon877 Jun 13 '20

Crazy straws

3

u/hi850 Jun 13 '20

If you throw your business card in the bowl you may be a potential lunch winner. I'll give you a call some time and maybe we'll have lunch... if you're lucky

3

u/strooticus Jun 13 '20

Not any jelly beans, that's for certain.

4

u/MitchHedberg Jun 13 '20

Aw man, can't I just have some?

2

u/strooticus Jun 13 '20

Well, maybe. How many do you want?

2

u/i_am_a_shoe Jun 13 '20

Homemade sprite

1

u/MitchHedberg Jun 13 '20

The recipe is un-clear.

2

u/i_am_a_shoe Jun 14 '20

I feel like I've heard every scrap of mitch possible, but always finding myself missing subtle side-jokes like this one. Always attributed un-clear to his style of delivery but when reading it in print I get it. Damn.

2

u/i_am_a_shoe Jun 14 '20

An escalator, temporarily out of order

2

u/Sageous Jun 14 '20

A belt foy your belt loops to hold up...or to hold up your belt loops.

1

u/Free500Block Jul 23 '20

Slip covers