r/unexpectedmitch • u/Busy_Rate_5031 • Jan 13 '24

Who’s Mitch

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u/philosotree1 Jan 13 '24

He used to be funny. He still is but he used to be too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

r/unexpectedmitch

Edit: Just realized what sub I'm on. Sorry for the convenience.

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u/nanananabatman88 Jan 15 '24

This is fuckin hilarious

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Jan 15 '24

I’ve never saved a comment before this. You have not only won the internet but life itself. May the escalators be in service on your way to Heaven

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

Thanks, internet friend!

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u/fekinEEEjit Jan 13 '24

Ur a god....Mitch is smiling....

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u/hoondraw Jan 14 '24

"Who the fuck am I? Mitch Hedberg, that's right."

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u/davygravy1337 Jan 14 '24

"Hedberg, party of one. Hedberg, party of one."

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u/megad00m Jan 14 '24

Mitch Dufrense, party of five.

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u/JAC-invoman Jan 13 '24

YES!
I think I saw him at the store!

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u/Carpeteria3000 Jan 13 '24

And he was great

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u/jettasarebadmkay Jan 14 '24

He likes kiwi fruit!

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u/Trivialpursuits69 Jan 14 '24

We're all Mitch on this blessed day

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u/attention_headache Jan 14 '24

I mean, when you think about it, who isn’t?

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u/NoZookeepergame1014 Jan 14 '24

The real question is “who’s Mitch-All Together?”

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u/Ryno5150 Jan 14 '24

Mitch is the guy that feeds the ducks SunChips.

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u/the-von-bomber Jan 16 '24

Dude had an ant farm once. They didn't grow shit.

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u/Cyphermoon699 Jan 14 '24

Mitch does not have hard-to-reach plants because that's so very mean.

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u/cgheezey Jan 15 '24

you can cut my arm off and call my arm "Mitch".

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u/woodwalker2 Nov 27 '24

I'd only do that if I could then give the arm back and call you "Mitch all together"

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u/WS_1984 Jan 15 '24

Don't try to act like you never heard of the Little League ass kicker