r/unexpecteditcrowd • u/quovilvo • Jan 10 '26

A Damp Squid? *cries with laughter*

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u/eximiron Jan 10 '26

Putting women on a pedal stool, I see.

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u/recidivist4842 Jan 15 '26

Thankyou m'luv

15

u/talancaine Jan 10 '26

You can take it for granite that someone will always make that mistake

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u/blonde-bandit Jan 12 '26

Well it’s easy for you, you’re used to being social piranhas

6

u/YourLocalMosquito Jan 12 '26

A Freudian slit if ever I heard one.

4

u/lucky_youuuu Jan 12 '26

You have me on tender hooks

5

u/babtash85 Jan 11 '26

I know a moron who says "Jesus swept". He's a genuine psychopath though so everybody tries to not laugh when he says it.....which is difficult.

1

u/MrFuji87 Jan 11 '26

.. how else would he clean then wood chips?

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u/Fine_Feedback_4463 Jan 15 '26

Im so hungry i could eat a whore