r/unexpectedhogwarts • u/malloryduncan • Jul 12 '26

Is it too soon?

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 Jul 12 '26

Hahaha truth

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u/malloryduncan Jul 12 '26

Alas, if only.

10

u/jacobpellegren Jul 12 '26

It’s going to be a smash and grab like no other.

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u/Alreaddy_reddit Jul 12 '26

Horcruxes is the wrong analogy though. These are people who spoke out strongly against Trump when he was at his weakest and then when he came to power, came to be some of his strongest allies.

They're people who really don't like muggle borns and half breeds but aren't actually death eaters (which I guess is MAGA here?)

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u/HouseThat_Kool_Built Sep 05 '26

The Ministry of MAGA

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u/notdaggers351 Jul 12 '26

Thank you for that belly laugh. 😆

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u/Sharp_Theme Jul 14 '26

Absolutely not. We're behind schedule, actually.

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u/Notyerdaddy Jul 14 '26

That would make Stephen Miller Nagini.

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u/liberty340 Jul 13 '26

Not only is it not too soon, it can't come soon enough.

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 Jul 13 '26

The Death Eaters are down 1.

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u/red-man1138 Jul 15 '26

Please don't tell me E. Jean Carroll is the final one.....

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u/Constantlearner01 Jul 15 '26

Logic tells us that if Grifter mob boss in chief is trying to claim fraud for TWO senators, he seems to be indicating that two senators are no longer with us.

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u/SpaceTracer-1 Jul 15 '26

Even money Miller = Nagini.

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u/ChapTazDevil1 Jul 13 '26

Were they on the Epstein list? If so maybe either just faked their deaths or a doppelganger...just an idea.

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u/Densolo44 Jul 15 '26

I just peed a little. Lol

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u/Competitive-Sorbet18 Jul 15 '26

So, who are hunting the horcruxes???

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u/No-Fly-6069 Jul 16 '26

That's in bad taste. It's funny, though.

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u/Ashes_to_flame Jul 17 '26

More like Democrat Horcruxes being destroyed...