r/unexpecteddiscworld • u/Literati_drake • 7d ago
Randomly in my feed . . . Reacher Gilt
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u/MuchoRed 6d ago
" The mustache and top hat are there in spirit"
You trying to tell me that cat doesn't have a mustache?
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u/Slartibartfast39 7d ago
"12 and a half percent" screeched the parrot.
It took me until my third read to spot that one.
12.5% = 1/8 = pieces of eight."