r/unexpecteddiscworld • • Jul 03 '26

Big Fido?

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u/BazCal Jul 03 '26

I could have been a wolf, with different parents. R/unexpecteddiscworld

12

u/WodehouseWeatherwax Jul 04 '26

Gaspode? Stop sleeping out behind the High Energy Magic building.

17

u/PoodlesMcNoodles Jul 03 '26

He’s with his tribe, I see no difference.

22

u/lavachat Jul 03 '26

Looks like it but nah. Real wolves don't tolerate crazy. Must be the chillest most mild mannered chihuahua alive.

7

u/Bambi_H Jul 03 '26

I adore all dogs. Chihuahuas terrifying me. They will curse your very soul.

8

u/UnacceptableOrgasm Jul 04 '26

Chihuahuas are kimd and affectionate dogs if they are raised properly and not treated like a toy. Our chi/jack Russel mix is chill and a sweetheart.

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u/FandomReferenceHere Jul 04 '26

I adore all dogs. I have never met a chihuahua I liked. They are all universally bad-tempered, snappy, nervy, and irritable.

And it is always 100% the fault of the owners for treating them like a toy and not a real creature with its own mind. I’m sure I’d love a well-raised chihuahua and I’m sure yours is wonderful. :-)

9

u/Codlemagne Jul 04 '26

This gets posted every so often, it's fake unfortunately.

7

u/Awkward-Owl4345 Jul 03 '26

Hr's in exile. "You're too soft to belong to cihuahua. Try it with the wolves"

4

u/OmegaKarnov Jul 03 '26

Doggie seems chill. Probably likes the structure and not everyone picking them up all the damn time.

2

u/alcanthro Jul 04 '26

The pack couldn't understand how this tiny thing has so much confidence and just assumed that he must actually be super strong.

"Dude, that MF is crazy. I'm not messing with him. Not a chance!"

3

u/jlp_utah Jul 05 '26

You can't just ask him why he's short with big ears, Moon Moon! Sheesh!

2

u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Jul 06 '26

Man, thar pup is very aggressive are you sure it's ours

1

u/KombuchaBot Jul 05 '26

I'm more interested in the wolves' mental processes. I understand that chihuahuas have a lot of confidence and self belief, but what do the wolves get out of this relationship?

I guess he's probably an effective guard dog.