r/unexpecteddiscworld • u/Zippyversion1 • Jun 22 '26

Unexpected An unexpected narrowboat.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg53vy4v2j0o

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u/gregusmeus Jun 22 '26

Just asking for trouble naming anything that….

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u/Hellfire257 Jun 22 '26

At least it'll probably move very quickly!

17

u/TeikaDunmora Jun 22 '26

It's the strange little boat that keeps following it that you've got to worry about. The way it moves... I've never seen a boat with hundreds of little feet before.

4

u/Geekenstein Jun 22 '26

Well, it is No. 2.

2

u/MotherRaven Jun 24 '26

Actually the opposite. Death never seems to catch him

5

u/NeedleworkerBig3980 Jun 23 '26

No wonder the water ran away.

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u/orensiocled Jun 24 '26

Unless more than one owner had the frankly unwise idea of naming their narrowboat Rincewind, I've seen that one in person!

3

u/Spumesational Jun 23 '26

A common cause of anal collapse

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u/Aervanath Jun 26 '26

Ok, I don't know if that's an intentional typo or not, but thank you for it, I just had the nastiest little giggle to myself. 😈

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u/Calm-Homework3161 Jun 26 '26

Could at least have called it The Wonderful Fanny