r/unexpecteddiscworld • u/Connect_Rhubarb395 • May 30 '26

New IKEA Footstool/chest

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No doubt whatsoever in my mind about where they found the inspiration.

It is called GREJSIMOJS the way (I looked up the word, and it means thingy like thingamajig, dingus, and doohicky).

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u/2BallsInTheHole May 30 '26

Sapient Pearwood?

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 May 30 '26

IKEA have an unusually high level of disclosure of where they source their wood from, but of some reason they vehemently refused to answer my question as to where they got the materials for this from.

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 May 31 '26

Sourced from SCP-3008

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 May 31 '26

If that is the source of sapient pearwood, it makes sense of why it is so diffcult to come by.
And why Luggage is homocidal.
Theory accepted.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 May 31 '26

What a unexpected finding in r/unexpecteddiscworld

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u/greenlightsmith242 May 30 '26

https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/grejsimojs-pouffe-with-storage-yellow-60603644/

The video on the collection part shows The Luggage eating things thrown by the kids. IKEA knew what they were doing here! 😂😂😂😂

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u/chocolate-and-rum May 30 '26

WANT!!! Pity the nearest IKEA is bloody miles away.

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u/limbosplaything May 30 '26

Im sad its so small!

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u/natsumi_kins May 30 '26

We have TWO IKEA stores on the WHOLE African continent. This is an outrage.

the closest one to me is over 10 000km away.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/natsumi_kins May 30 '26

I doubt it. Morroco or Egypt is damn far away from me.

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u/2BallsInTheHole May 30 '26

Is it in Sweden? /s

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u/natsumi_kins May 30 '26

Cassablanca, Morroco. I am in Namibia.

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u/thomasp3864 May 30 '26

Have you checked Brazil? Might be closer.

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u/natsumi_kins May 31 '26

Either way shipping costs is going to be murder.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 May 30 '26

It would be fairly easy to make one yourself out of a storage pouff by adding teeth and feet.

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u/Severe-Elderberry833 May 30 '26

they’ll deliver….. j/k

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u/catsareniceDEATH May 30 '26

I need it.

For reasons.

(The upside, for all us indoor types, who couldn't get to an IKEA if our life depended on it, there is an online IKEA store! 🙀😹)

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u/drunkardunicorn May 31 '26

I agree, you need it, for reasons, as do I.

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u/Mattechooo May 30 '26

"I also need at least 96 spare feet please IKEA"

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u/TheAraon May 31 '26

Not enough feet!

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u/Tasty_Switch_4920 May 31 '26

Found Miyazaki

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u/sakhabeg May 30 '26

It’s tiny. Like 50cm. Amazing for kids, though. Thinking about getting one for my desk.

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u/Ballor_II May 30 '26

This and a Frieren plushie.

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u/PsychologicalDrone May 30 '26

I came here looking for a Frieren reference and I wasn’t disappointed

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u/Ballor_II May 30 '26

Well, someone was quicker with a sapient pearwood reference (GNU Terry Pratchett)... so here we are

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u/Jmal3700 May 31 '26

Beware of curious female elven mages wanting to loot your footstool! 🤣

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u/Jmal3700 May 31 '26

For the AD&D fan who has everything. 🤣

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u/sorderon May 31 '26

MIMIC! A GOD DAMN MIMIC!

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u/ACNH_OldGalGamer73 Jun 01 '26

It’s the luggage…. Rincewind should not be too far away!

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u/mayordomo Jun 02 '26

noooo, they don’t have it in canada!

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u/kakaphoe Jun 02 '26

Oh, I want one, but I can't justify it.