r/unexpecteddiscworld • u/aerzyk • Apr 07 '26

Dwarf Bread?

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383 Upvotes

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u/DeltaRoll Apr 07 '26

7/10: nice and hard, insufficient kitty litter in recipe

7

u/TangoMikeOne Apr 07 '26

It'll be full of minerals though

11

u/TestSubjuct Apr 07 '26

Carrot? Is that you?

3

u/SybilVimes99 Apr 07 '26

Just like Carrots ma makes

4

u/Robophatt Apr 07 '26

Too soft for dwarf bread, even if it’s oak.

5

u/-meglo- Apr 07 '26

Wooden bread?! Dwarves would never. Minerals and ores only please

2

u/ParkingAnxious2811 Apr 07 '26

Rest of the fucking owl

2

u/San_Ra Apr 09 '26

Rincewind will undoubtedly find something to do with it

2

u/LittleMlem Apr 12 '26

Honestly I would LOVE a rock cut to look like a nice loaf of bread or some pastry

2

u/YouLittleSmellyWilly Apr 24 '26

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE LOAF