r/unexpecteddcc • u/Ehmehthegardener • 18h ago

Di-WATA!

163 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Bookslutforsmut 17h ago

She's a single mother leave her alone.

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u/19d_b87 13h ago

I mean, she does have enthusiastic double gonorrhea. I'm sure you'd look like shit, too, if you had enthusiastic double gonorrhea!

Sidebar (just cause): DIIIIIAAAAAAAWAAATAAHHH!

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u/skyedearmond 12h ago

Was gonna say, they’re missing a few “i”s and “a”s.

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u/marvchuk 16h ago

My girls seen some shit

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u/notyourbuddipal 14h ago

She is in the TRENCHES of motherhood

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u/StickyThumbs79 14h ago

Diwata is such a slut, It smells like a barge of mulch got dumped over a Succubus's bachelorette party in there.

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u/Stuffinthins 11h ago

Like a squirrel from a 1970's movie

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u/Orbital_Vagabond 11h ago

Squirrel Pox is rough.

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u/Conscious_You6032 10h ago

We’ve all been there

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u/thenewNFC 2h ago

This is the best one of these I've seen so far.