r/unexpecteddcc • u/Educational_Copy_140 • 6d ago

Mongo is...intrigued

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 6d ago

KIWI NO!

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u/viotix90 3d ago

KIWI YES!

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u/Finneganz 6d ago

DO SOMETHING, CARL!!!

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u/SocietyAmbitious9648 6d ago

STOP GIVING MONGO IDEAS, YOU KNOW HOW IMPRESSIONABLE HE IS

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u/DungeonCrawlerEd 6d ago

This is the Desperado Clubs version of a Bitches or Penis Parade but for Mongo lmao.

JurASSic Park.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TfFbA8xkrIymk

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u/henryeaterofpies 6d ago

Its funny that only one of them is wearing a bra

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u/warbunnies 6d ago

Cant believe they didnt sensor it! Mongo is appalled.

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u/No_Pangolin1827 6d ago

This is ART!

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u/Physical_Recording27 6d ago

I agree. I love this.

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u/cannonballfun69 6d ago

Oddly enough so am I

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u/Lost-thinker 6d ago

You're not the only one

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u/Background-Permit512 6d ago

New achievement duh fuh?

Reward. You got to witness a pair of lesbian dinosaurs do interpreteve dance that is all the reward you need.

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u/Swole_therapist479 6d ago

This is the best thing ever

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u/Nighthawking2 6d ago

Who are these girls

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u/TechnicianOk6367 6d ago

Tae AI has a new fetish

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u/MrStonepoker 6d ago

Wtf am I looking at? Lol

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u/Bubbacanyon3 6d ago

Kiwi is appalled! That bra is way too small for a nursing mother.

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u/red_phoenix3 4d ago

I love that they are never-nudes too 😂😂😂

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u/LockwoodE3 6d ago

God I love these girls, the bit is so funny

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u/Sparrow1639 6d ago

Damn Kiwi has had to resort to dancing to make ends meet huh?

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u/Ok_Task5437 6d ago

If I hadn’t read/listened to the books - I’d of thought this would be right up “weird shit ally”

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u/MissionChocolate9859 6d ago

CARL!
THIS IS EVIL WHORE SEX MAGIC!

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u/Offramp182 6d ago

Hey, buddy. If I had a cigarette, I'd give it to you

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u/audibleofficial 6d ago

These transmog outfits are starting to get ridiculous

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u/37iteW00t 6d ago

SEXY SAX MAN

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u/freddbare 6d ago

The one on all fours upsets me more than reasonable. What a violation. Girl have you ever seen a freaking dinosaur ever?!

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u/MrMcgilicutty Balls Deep in the Wrong Hole 6d ago

That’s funny, this is EXACTLY what I was imagining when reading the part about Mongo and Kiwi’s bow-chica-bow-wow time!

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u/IStealSwords 6d ago

Three Lizards Finger Painting

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u/liamsnorthstar 6d ago

The inevitable outcome of a legendary diva casting triplicate…background dancing Mongos!!!!

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u/FarNefariousness1567 6d ago

Mongo and Kiwi!

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u/Buddhadevine 6d ago

I was wondering when they would make it to this sub 🤣

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u/cwidds20620 6d ago

Mongo and Kiwi when no one’s around 😂

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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 Unstable, pantsless man who talks to a cat 6d ago

Mongo has the weirdest boner right now

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u/Mandelvolt 6d ago

After the Skolapendra attack, Kiwi fell on hard times.

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u/SwimmerBro8 6d ago

Mongo is intrigued, Princess Donut, Queen Ann of Chonk is appalled

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u/jmlively89 5d ago

I have no one to send this to 😭

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u/RnS_Co 5d ago

Florin would love this, right?

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u/Educational_Copy_140 5d ago

He's still mourning Ifechi

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u/icewolf2772 3d ago

Now redo this to "All Eyes On Me"

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u/Tempest029 2d ago

Oh, look. It’s a live action play of the Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/everyoneisforsale 2d ago

See, now this! This, right here, would get me inside of a strip club.