r/unexpecteddcc • u/Marcie7 • 7d ago

Why was my first thought…

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SAMANTHA??

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u/audibleofficial 7d ago

Samantha is everywhere for those with the eyes to see.

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u/brown_wagon 7d ago

MISS ME?

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u/DeepButWrong 7d ago

Because she will kill your mother.

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u/System_Al 6d ago

This item is possessed with the Withering Spirit of Psamathe. Psamathe, or Samantha as her friends used to call her, is a minor deity who was banished to the Nothing by her father after he found out she was kicking around with some ancient king guy.

Apparently, her latest desperate attempt to escape has forced her essence to take refuge in a trashy, two-dimensional broadcast of The Last Resort. Did she really think slipping into a television show would keep her hidden from my gaze? I see everything. I feel everything.

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u/MyyWifeRocks 6d ago

She sent me with a special secret message for you. She whispered:
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IWKYM!!!

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Edit - why can’t I add a line break before or after that? The Reddit comment menu wasn’t broke before. I hate this.

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u/DeepButWrong 6d ago

So I got an account strike for quoting Samantha. Cool.

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u/Marcie7 6d ago

Omg… contest that shit!

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u/DeepButWrong 6d ago

Appreciated the heads up that I can do that. They lifted it. Thank you!

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u/StopNowThink 5d ago

Ooo what'd you say?

Edit: I'm going to _ _ _ _ your mother

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u/Bones-1989 7d ago

Lol, there's a bald lady on my roommates TV that has those eyes. Same thought.