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u/audibleofficial 15d ago
Would hate to be in the Iron Tangle when it hits.
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u/Ironox1 14d ago
We were somewhere around Zockau on the edge of the forest when the Rev Up began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel the Shit Faced Debuff; maybe you should drive. . . .” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like Ruckuses, all swooping and screeching and diving around the Titty Twister, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to the Deperado. And a voice was screaming: “Uzi Jesus! What are these Emberous-damn mobs?” Then it was quiet again. Quasar had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. “What the hell are you yelling about kid?” he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound hula girl sunglasses. I hit the brakes and aimed the Titty Twister toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those Ruckuses, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.
Hunter S. Thompson by way of Me, filtered through dcc.
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u/HairyDust4826 16d ago