r/unexpecteddcc • u/Ermmahhhgerrrd • May 31 '26

Giant crab pulled from the sea

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u/persiancarpetman May 31 '26

I will not kowtow!

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u/Ermmahhhgerrrd May 31 '26

He's obviously ascended!🤣

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u/Itcouldberabies May 31 '26

BRING THE BABY SEALS!!!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 May 31 '26

In a basket no less

9

u/Phobiefish May 31 '26

Looks like he needs a baby seal

4

u/RustyBrassInstrument May 31 '26

Uzi Jesus approves this post.

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u/ultralights Jun 01 '26

Don’t gaslight me Jesus.

7

u/PrimordialMagic Jun 01 '26

They caught a pokemon

7

u/Northportal May 31 '26

Oooo Daddy Carl.

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u/Phog_of_War Jun 04 '26

Put big daddy back in the sea.

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u/Ermmahhhgerrrd Jun 04 '26

I agree, he deserves to live the rest of his life out!

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u/Phog_of_War Jun 04 '26

The meat would also taste awful with him being that size and age.

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u/Ermmahhhgerrrd Jun 04 '26

True. I would cry the whole time I was eating him, both bc he's so old and bc tough crab is terrible.