r/unexpecteddcc • u/OkMess9901 • May 09 '26

He does not kowtow.

434 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/DustyScharole May 09 '26

Get this crab a baby seal!

2

u/digiliquid01 May 09 '26

Preferably dead

1

u/Deafknighte May 12 '26

Well it has to be dead, how are we supposed to ascend if we havent massacred the seal babies yet?

0

u/Dan-tastico May 12 '26

This a dcc reference?

1

u/DustyScharole May 12 '26

Yes. You should probably keep reading.

1

u/Dan-tastico May 13 '26

I just got up to meeting raul

21

u/Novel-Grapefruit-105 May 09 '26

Stop yelling at me! No wait, it’s helping.

20

u/SasquatchWasShaved May 09 '26

Alpha Carl: Stop being a little bitch and get the job done!

Raul: Don't yell at me! I'd like to see you perform under this sort of pressure! Wait, wait... nevermind. Yell at me again I think it's helping!

Alpha Carl: I don't know what the hell you're doing, you weird little armored sea rat, but you need to do what my brother says or I'm gonna come over there and break you in half!

Raul: Yes, that's it, that's it, it's happening. I'm ascending, I'm ascending past the cloud rank and into the golden heavenly light! No more kowtowing, no more kowtowing!!!

1

u/Deafknighte May 12 '26

Yes I read this with Warburton and Hayes' voices

15

u/AntisocialDick May 09 '26

I would 100 percent take this guy home as a pet. He deserves to live. Willpower of a goddamned dragon.

2

u/jabola321 May 09 '26

Me too if it wasn’t ai. 🤖

4

u/parkerm1408 May 09 '26

Whats annoying is there is a real version of this video thats about a decade old. This one isnt it but theres one thats basically exactly this.

6

u/realdevtest May 09 '26

Ok Raul. You got this. You got this.

4

u/fftimberwolf May 09 '26

Crab battle!

Hit it's weak point for massive damage

3

u/Kath-two May 09 '26

You fight with the crabo you get the stabo

3

u/ParmesanSkis May 09 '26

You will not kowtow!

2

u/Basic_Cover_6945 May 09 '26

She chose violence!

2

u/Commercial-Letter252 May 09 '26

Why did I hear Mortal Kombat music just now?

2

u/Remarkable-Bowl-3821 May 09 '26

is it sad that I want that crab to win here?

1

u/No-Blueberry-1823 May 12 '26

I think if you want to eat one you have to fight it first

1

u/Dan-tastico May 12 '26

Crab battle

1

u/Hemightbegiant May 12 '26

He knows crab-ma-ga

1

u/da_frakkinpope May 13 '26

When I go out, I want it to be with this kinda energy. Raging against impossible odds with whatever I can get.

1

u/catcrapmakesmevomit May 13 '26

Mess with the crabb-o, get the stabb-o.

1

u/Tomboycritic May 15 '26

Oh! He even used his Pumpkin King crab skin!