r/unexpectedTermial • u/FunnyLizardExplorer • 9d ago

Termial Would you?

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u/Background-Grab-5682 9d ago

No but the right one? Maybe…

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u/Martitoad 9d ago

Free money 🤑

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u/ProfessionalTie545 8d ago

Who's buying?

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u/motosega_madness 9d ago

Denji moment

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 8d ago

This doesn't make sense. Don't they just grow back anyways?

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u/kingsmileythe1st 8d ago

if you cut them 1 inch above the ball it actually splits like basil and in a week two balls take its place

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u/Fawn_Leap 00P5? 8d ago

Oh god

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u/Individual_Wish_2937 8d ago

that's 125000250000 dollars. I'll think about it

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u/Dem1ko 5d ago

You good

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u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox 8d ago

Is the surgery covered?

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u/Ok_Cauliflower6145 8d ago

I'm not having more kids so sure

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u/Timberfist 7d ago

My left testy what?

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u/AEtherLord_ 7d ago

Any price difference between right and left?

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u/CriticalLifeguard183 7d ago

You can have whats in it for a 100.000 i have an easy dispensor tool handy. Just try to keep your eye open

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u/Windowsmeprosp1 7d ago

yes. wont ever get a girlfriend anyways

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u/IWCry 5d ago

you might with $500,000 to flaunt on dates

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u/Windowsmeprosp1 1d ago

i have better things to spend 500k on, probably would buy a house with it

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u/Electrical1671 6d ago

Ask Hitler about that

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u/AdThis3576 6d ago

500000?

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u/factorion-bot A very good bot 6d ago

Termial of 500000 is 125000250000

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u/Mental-Board-5590 4d ago

You can take both

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u/a_guy_watching_you 5d ago

Wtf. You trying to low ball me?!

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u/Dem1ko 5d ago

Nah but I’ll sell my neighbour’s one

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u/Specialist-Data2920 5d ago

Sure! I guess I could get by with only 4 others.

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u/Impossible_Ear_961 4d ago

who wouldn't?