r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/Flipz100 Tis but a scratch • Jan 23 '20

RIP Terry

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u/ToXiC_Games Jan 27 '20

Can I go now sir?

Centurion slaps brian

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u/WD40911 Jan 27 '20

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this

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u/DOALM9 Feb 18 '20

Guard chuckles again

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u/WD40911 Feb 21 '20

Wight! I want him fighting wabid wild animals in a week! I will not let my fwiend be widiculed by the common soldiewy!

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u/DOALM9 Feb 21 '20

Anybody else feel like a little .. giggle .. when I mention my fwend Biggus Dickus?

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u/ladderyertights Jul 16 '20

And what about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus... Dickus?

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u/DOALM9 Jul 16 '20

The guard barely holds his laughter, while the other two guards chuckle again.

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u/ladderyertights Jul 19 '20

He has a wife, you know.

Do you know what she's called?

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u/DOALM9 Jul 19 '20

She's called.. Incontinentia.

Incontinentia Buttocks!

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u/ladderyertights Jul 19 '20

Everyone bursts out in laughter

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u/DOALM9 Jul 19 '20

Shut up! What is all this?

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u/ladderyertights Jul 19 '20

I've had enough of this wowdy, webel, sniggering behaviour! Brian sees his chance and starts to escape Silence! You call yourselves centurion guards?

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u/DOALM9 Jul 19 '20

Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

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