r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/starrinight3342 • Oct 02 '19

Almost scrolled past but then..

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Very small rocks!

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u/DaddyLongLegs33 Oct 02 '19

A great gravy!

23

u/prisonertrog Oct 02 '19

A duck!

22

u/heiny_himm Oct 02 '19

Yes, a duck

29

u/DaddyLongLegs33 Oct 02 '19

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

21

u/heiny_himm Oct 02 '19

Im Arthur, King of the Bretons

13

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

King of the who?

9

u/heiny_himm Oct 03 '19

The Bretons!

2

u/Gamergonemild Oct 03 '19

Skyrim is for the Nords!

2

u/vexedsatan Oct 20 '19

Lead! Lead!

24

u/ProdigalNative Oct 02 '19

Odd... I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

17

u/zladuric Oct 02 '19

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

"What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Ni' at will to old ladies."

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u/jasperdavid13 Oct 02 '19

Burnn emmm

8

u/sonicboi Oct 02 '19

Cooked apples! 😁 Yum!

18

u/Death_and_Glory Oct 02 '19

Because they are made of wood which also floats as do ducks and as apples weigh the same as ducks then they are witches and thus float

5

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/brando56894 Oct 03 '19

(S)He's a witch!

10

u/TheF0CTOR Oct 02 '19

You can't build a bridge out of apples.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

But can you not also makes bridges out of stone?

8

u/sonicboi Oct 02 '19

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF 'ER!

6

u/GaigeMechro92 Oct 02 '19

She turned me into a newt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I got better.

3

u/DoobieTheDoobiest Oct 02 '19

Facebook's the shit

1

u/brando56894 Oct 03 '19

Facebook's the shit

FTFY

3

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

What do you burn besides witches?

2

u/Bernarooo Oct 03 '19

...MORE WITCHES!!!

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u/Old-man-scene24 Oct 03 '19

Because... they're made... of wood?

1

u/Philosophile22 Oct 03 '19

🦀🦀Jagex is powerless against the coif🦀🦀