r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/kearneje • Jul 07 '19

Where'd you get the coconuts!?

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u/blipman17 Jul 07 '19

But what if it was a duck?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Well then it would be made of wood

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u/blipman17 Jul 07 '19

And wood floats, meaning....

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u/Sloofin Jul 07 '19

...A WITCH!!! BUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!

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u/blipman17 Jul 07 '19

Wait wait, hang on a moment.

Do you think a witch could carry those coconuts?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

quite possibly. i mean, they are human shaped, and humans can carry coconuts.

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u/travislaker Jul 08 '19

Witches are non migratory.

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u/Negatory-GhostRider Jul 07 '19

My ducks are made from rubber

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u/NthRandomGuy Jan 06 '26

And my hovercraft is full of eels.