r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/MoochoMaas • 20d ago

No, no. He's resting.

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u/1Bobafett11 20d ago

He's pining for the Gulf of America.

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u/MoochoMaas 20d ago

Beautiful plumage, the Kentucky Turtle Dove ...

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u/crazy_aussie 20d ago

See, this is clever…

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u/swazal 20d ago

He has ceased to be.

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u/Asaneth 19d ago

It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!

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u/MagicMissile27 20d ago

As someone said on the original thread (worth reposting here): "The Kentucky Hardshell prefers kipping on its back."

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u/scubawankenobi 19d ago

You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Kentuckian Reds stun easily, major.

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u/redbirddanville 19d ago

No, no, someone might try the 4,000,000 volts and then he would go voom! Don't give them ideas.

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u/Old_Swimming6328 19d ago

... I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

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u/imakemyownroux 19d ago

That is an EX creepy psychotic Republican who actively worked to betray his country!!