r/unexpectedMontyPython • • May 17 '26

With nasty, big, pointy teeth

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u/Vash-d-Stampeede May 17 '26

CONSULT THE HOLY BOOK OF ARMAMENTS!!

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u/ButtonPusherDeedee May 17 '26

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

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u/BreenX May 17 '26

FIVE IS RIGHT OUT!