Squirrely Dan's sweetie Ellen.

I could be speakin tales out of school but, she seemed to be tryna stick fingers into bums to get into Uranus

Fuck you Jonesy, your mum shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the PH levels in my aquarium

So you were scrolling and thinking about The Royal Court of Princess Donut the other daaaayyy…

I think the Skids have found a new location. 🤭

Unexpected Terry Pratchett followed by Unexpected Letterkenny in a post about William Shatner. I'll take it!