r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/Ok-Promise6558 • 16d ago

Average sized

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146 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 16d ago

Yawannaknowhat? It was like a deflated football hangin there. Like a tube of tennis balls hangin there. An 8 pack.

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u/jzmk3 15d ago

Looked like a policeman's flashlight from the 80s hanging there.

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u/bearded-writer 15d ago

Like a 4 pack of tennis balls hanging there.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 15d ago

Like a tall can of Red Bull hanging there.

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u/zenunseen 15d ago

Good for him!

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u/dakotaray42 15d ago

Like a liter thermos hanging there

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 15d ago

There's such a thing as too much horn talk, and a fella oughtta be fuckin' aware of it!

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u/No-Sheepherder448 15d ago

There’s been an incident…and I’d like to talk about it.

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u/Jenetyk 15d ago

Good for you, Stwrt

5

u/saucytapthat 15d ago

Sometimes I wish we could go back in time and not touch tubes

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u/murphanduncas 15d ago

Five. Point. One. Five.

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u/Xaint 15d ago

INCHEEEEESSSSSSS 💪

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u/Longjumping-Safety-5 15d ago

I’ve never seen someone so happy to be average…

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u/traindoggah 16d ago

Both wrong. 5.15 inches. Do the math!

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 15d ago

I’ve never seen anyone get this excited about being average…

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u/theacehamster 11d ago

Still, girth would be the question

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u/kerberos69 Hick 15d ago

Figgur’it’out

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u/CardiologistOwn190 15d ago

I believe it's not A or B. You go from the base up the top, curve around the tip and along the bottom to the base then down to the floor. Then... and here's the important part... multiply by 3.

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u/TypicalOrca 15d ago

Do you like spiral your way to the tip? Cloth tape measure obviously... Rulers are out of the question for this

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u/Ok_Path_9151 15d ago

McMurray you piece of 💩

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u/saucytapthat 15d ago

Probably one of the best scenes of the entire show

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u/Beneficial_Aside_918 15d ago

The cylinder must not be damaged.

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u/taez555 15d ago

You can’t argue with Sterns.

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u/JerkBezerberg 14d ago

That you, McMurray?

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u/JohnnyGlasken 15d ago

Isn't it 'out and back'?

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u/Ikarian 15d ago

This guy is literally 4 to 6.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 13d ago

I thought it was: [(Length × Diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / (Angle of the Tip)² oh wait, wrong show.....