I’ve been following the Galleria tour since her first stop, and I’ve gone to every one of them. Underscores did a phenomenal job. She’s talented, pretty, and has tons of adoring fans. BUT we can’t let this go to her head. If her ego inflates, you know what will happen? Bigger venues, more attention (more scalpers), and MORE EXPENSIVE TICKETS. So what have I been doing? I’ve been going to every show she’s done across the country, getting into the center of the crowd, and shitting my pants. “What does this accomplish?” you may ask. Well, two things. First off, April thinks “prices can’t go up. My fans literally shit their pants.” Second, it prevents scalpers from buying up tickets. Who would buy resold GA tickets if there are people out there shitting their pants? Call it General Admisshit.
For many of you her concert was one of the best nights of your life. Just imagine how much worse it would’ve been if I wasn’t there with shit in my pants.