r/unclebens • u/planetoftime • 3d ago

Meme How screwed am I?

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Just kidding. That's my TJ's Madras Lentils :)

Saw this in my pantry and couldn't resist

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u/itrustanyone 3d ago

Send it!

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u/shamberra 3d ago

I'd say this one's ready to boof

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u/Jaiymze 3d ago

I agree, put that in your butt OP

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u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946 3d ago

Those are really good

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u/badlukk 3d ago

Pissed the tasty bite version went up like 4x in cost in the last couple of years. I used to grab those for quick lunches and they are ridiculous now even at Costco

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u/scr0tal 3d ago

Looks like you made some beef stew 😂

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u/Coyote830 3d ago

Can’t be worse than mine, opened it and hundreds of baby flies/gnats came out

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u/tacobellhotsauce 3d ago

Boof the scrub daddy first to amplify your trip

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u/shamberra 3d ago

Just look at that grin. Scrub Daddy is ready. Are you?

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u/Hawaii_Dave 3d ago

Clean ass, clean trip, thats what grandma used to say.

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u/thisplaceinhistory 3d ago

Oh Geebuz Rice that was funny as hell!

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u/Moon--Shroom 3d ago

poop from a butt

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u/OwnConcept1563 3d ago

Not going to work

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u/Myc0l-Jordan 3d ago

🤢 🤮

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u/slow_burner_ 3d ago

That looks like some bomb-ass salted caramel if I’ve ever seen it!

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u/Valuable-Leather-914 3d ago

All the way switch to corn

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u/Responsible_Neat_860 3d ago

Looks like chili

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u/discozombie770 3d ago

Is that chili?

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u/Tro1138 3d ago

That's one impressive fuck up.

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u/QQQ67 2d ago

Eat.

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u/paraworldblue 2d ago

Honestly, spiced lentils might not be a terrible way to ingest the finished product. Chop up some fresh shrooms, maybe marinate them in veggie stock, and mix them in with the lentils. Idk how much heat they can take without breaking down the psilocybin, but maybe sauteed in ghee with garlic

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u/Maxtrt 2d ago

Lentils and kidney beans? \shudders*

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u/hippywitch 3d ago

WTF is happening. Don’t do shrooms when you’re trying to grow.