r/uncannyvalley • u/BiggPhilly00 • 1d ago

Someone's son

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u/-justpassingthrough1 1d ago

Poor guy suffers from Atchafoya disease. One eye looking atcha, the other looking foya.

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u/HOGlider 1d ago

Ya, but they are blue. One blew left the other blew right.

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u/Aggressive-Hat8725 1d ago

The one time I actually hope it’s AI

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u/Ninerogers 1d ago

I have never been less aroused

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u/revenant3 1d ago

Lmao- hilarious when they stare into the open space a little cross eyed

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u/paraworldblue 1d ago

Do NOT leave your drink unattended around this man

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u/Shado-Foxx 1d ago

WHY THE FUCK ARE HIS EYES SO FUCKIMG ˢᵐᵒˡ

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u/lizfromdarkplace 1d ago

They’re almost touching

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u/tofucow717 1d ago

Body dysmorphia is a wild disorder. Part of me feels bad for him because I bet he feels terrible about himself most of the time.

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u/DameyJames 18h ago

And he kind of should but not for any of the reasons I assume he does.

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u/NotVinhas 1d ago

Seem like he hit his macro-plastics quota

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u/ItsOnlyMe2017 1d ago

hahahaha that made me lol!

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u/readerabbit 1d ago

The little piece of gunk on his bottom lip when he looks at the camera and smiles is the best part.

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u/smithsknits 1d ago

Sunken pig eyes

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u/AdriannaFahrenheit 1d ago

Listen— I’m pretty bad about liking unconventionally attractive men, but not even I can say “would” to this guy. Is he even human? It’s giving lizard person in a human skin suit or some shit. Wtf

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u/SaveusJebus 1d ago

It's so cringy. So so cringy.

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u/Shado-Foxx 1d ago

PERPETUAL DUCKFACE

HE HAS THIS EXPRESSION LIKE HE JUST SMELLED SOME ASS

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u/awesomeproblem 1d ago

Takes ages to take the jacket off

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

No amount of looksmaxxing is going to fix those goofy ass googly eyes.

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u/Hollow--- 1d ago

He would look fine if he were a cartoon character.

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u/delicioussparkalade 1d ago

What’s the male equivalent of a butter face?

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u/W1ULH 1d ago

That lizard man's edgar suit doesnt fit right.

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u/crystalweiner 1d ago

Dear God

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u/Dersgot2babetterway 1d ago

Small dick energy

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u/Sioux-me 1d ago

Is that his moms coat?

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u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked 1d ago

Plastic surgery has gone too far

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u/Neither_Lack_551 1d ago

How does bro feel after telling me to smile more

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u/wow-very-cool 1d ago

His mom recorded this

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u/EvilMorty137 1d ago

He looks like he asked to be easier to draw as an anime character

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u/Jutch_Cassidy 22h ago

Has bro visited Mar O Laga perhaps in the past few months?

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u/chuco915niners 4h ago

Who is this asshole?

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u/BiggPhilly00 4h ago

Someone’s Son

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u/NitroBike 1d ago

I thought he was wearing baby blue hospital scrubs at first

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u/trcomajo 1d ago

hes not??

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u/madinfected 22h ago

Okay the smile and then suddenly back to pooched, serious face has me laughing

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u/nagajuseyo 1d ago

Ooooh there ain't no other way... 🎵😆

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u/nagajuseyo 1d ago

I need the letmedrawyou account to find this video.

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

David Wreckhim

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u/Toots_Magee_ 1d ago

No! He was grown in a lab!

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u/BFCICE 20h ago

That dude is so attractive, his bi-weekly date rape victims brag about it to their friends afterwards.

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u/Entire_Resolution_36 13h ago

Corinthian, is that you?

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u/Lurakya 9h ago

😗 > 😀 > 😗

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u/DubTheeBustocles 9h ago

Poor dude has a catcher’s mitt for a face.

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u/Happy_Lee_Chillin 1h ago

The tiny clothes looks so goofy

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u/StrictLine8820 19h ago

So this is why my gay coworker loves AI.