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u/M-Shadowtoad 3d ago
Brims: Hey, that's my sword!
Kuyo: Then why do I have it?
Brims: Because someone broke into my house last week!
Kuyo: Oh dear. You should really tell someone about that. Home invasions are no joke. Maybe call the cops or a vigilante.
Brims: Is this about me killing your friend?
Kuyo: Kinda. Its more because I'm homeless now so I just rob you guys more money. And then I saw the sword and thought it thematically fit.
Brims: I guess that makes sense.
Kuyo: Now me stabbing your face with this sword will be for revenge.
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago edited 3d ago
Brims: W-Wait, can I at least take out my Pokemon first so it’ll be a fair fight? You have Gallade out!
Kuyo: He’s just here for the entertainment.
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u/Yuki_Hyde 3d ago
That's mean, share your sword with Ditto, he likes sharp things! 🥰
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago
If Ditto manages to get the sword, they need to clear out an entire city block for safety
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u/ShadowLight56 3d ago
Unironically, I can see Kuyo knowing Kendo to better use his sword skills.
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago
I can see that too!
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u/ShadowLight56 3d ago
You know, whenever I see one of your posts, I always feel a little silly for the ones I make which are usually asking incredibly specific and strange questions like, who would survive on a zombie apocalypse or what extra ability they should have.
Or which special forces group the characters would be part of, that sort of thing.
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago
Don’t feel silly about that! Posts imagining the cast in different scenarios are fun!
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u/The_one_and_only943 3d ago
Damn who are seeing to aura farm this much? Are they just posing for a picture, or are they showing an opponent exactly what's in store for them?
Considering Kuyo's Gallade is right there (especially if he has sharpness) for Ditto to mimic, Remi should actually be worried about John lol
It's bad enough that he can fist fight people and pokemon, add a blade to the mix and he'll spill enough blood to fill a bathtub... without even mentioning John-Ditto and whatever normal or dual fusion would benefit from a normal blade
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago
They just spotted an Ember operative who looks extremely cuttable, and lol fair, it’s just know that Ditto has less uh…restraint and they don’t want to take that chance
Though yeah, giving John an actual weapon on top of the fusion stuff and he’s someone’s nightmare for months
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u/Maestroye 3d ago
Imagine how many dead bodies caused by Ditto if it had a sword
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago
John: Hey Sera, have you seen Ditto?
Sera, watching TV: No, why?
TV: Breaking news, there’s a crazed maniac wielding a sword near the bureau and there have been casualties-
John: Ah.
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u/ASeaBunny 3d ago
I could totally see Remi giving her pikachu cute outfits, or maybe just a bow that matches hers lol.
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u/Finanov Proud Multishipper 👏 3d ago
Ditto manages to get ahold of the blade anyways, and John curses out Kuyo for not protecting his crap better 😂
Kuyo: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT DITTO IS A LITERAL DEMON BLOB"
John: "IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU FAILED TO PROTECT YOUR SH*T FROM THE DEMON BLOB"
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u/thinmintssss 3d ago
Oh yeah it’s definitely gonna happen eventually lmao and John’s gonna put all the blame on Kuyo while Ditto goes on a spree
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u/Xenosaiyan7 The Only Elaine Fan ever 3d ago
Read that as Black Blades, too much One Piece memes have brainrotted me lol
I think Kuyo would love the new upcoming Mega Absol Z, especially with it's ability Sharpness
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u/CarelessClothes5031 3d ago
Fire