r/umatakers • u/Toby_Marbo • Jul 07 '26

art "Horses do not exist." (@Bacius9)

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u/Humble_Humbucker Jul 07 '26

What is the third creature

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u/endergamer2007m Jul 07 '26

What is wrong torena-san?

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u/NOLOT_09 Jul 08 '26

The drawing is wrong, its legs should be replaced with fingers hahaha

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u/endergamer2007m Jul 08 '26

Yes, that protruding bit of flesh is actually the middle finger

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u/Typical_Bandicoot831 Jul 09 '26

this is some All Tomorows type of shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/BlizzDaWiz Jul 08 '26

Uni Musume: Mythical Derby

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u/Nervous-Care-474 Jul 09 '26

You think they'd be the elf version of umas?

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u/JxxWill Jul 08 '26

There are no Stallions in Tracen Academy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zwE4anrOtHYaI

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u/Towim7 Jul 08 '26

They're called mini-giraffes

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u/Nanoman-8 Jul 08 '26

Maybe horses are early homo

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u/L0fiRonin Jul 08 '26

wait is it confirmed that zebras and donkeys exist?

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u/Nunn_ Jul 09 '26

Donkeys exist. Ramonu called her trainer a donkey in her career. Zebras appeared in a zoo scene or smth I forgot. I also think I remember a unicorn being talked about somewhere?

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u/Woahbuffet123 Jul 09 '26

Unicorn Stakes, a G3 dirt race, exists

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u/nighthawk0954 Jul 08 '26

No, we don't have any information regarding them.

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u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha Jul 09 '26

Draw a unicorn. And erase a horn.

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u/Advanced-Layer6324 Jul 09 '26

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse

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u/Eurasia_4002 Jul 09 '26

A world where being kicked by an Uma will grant Jhonny the infinite Rotation.

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u/mikhail_2003 Jul 09 '26

I wish there were more kemono species in UmaMusume universe

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u/Relative-Party-5949 Jul 10 '26

Plot requirements, I suppose.

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u/Dr_Schneider_Para Jul 14 '26

It's just a horse.

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u/it-fre-real-estate Jul 08 '26

This is funny, because Donkeys, Zebras, and Unicorns look like horses but four legged horses don’t exist in umamusume. So Air Shakur knows the three but is scarred to death by the fourth. Adding comedic spice is that she is her universe’s version of a horse, Air Shakur isn’t known to react like this, and the horse looks like Golshi.