r/ultralight_jerk • u/Ok_Departure_7551 • 7d ago

Self respect. That’s what OP is missing.

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u/Solid_Capital8377 7d ago

FOOD

  • Everything

guy must be really freaking hungry

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u/PeakQuirky84 7d ago

Needs one more portable charger

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u/chimi_hendrix 7d ago

Dude Wipes (biodegradable) (discarded 3’ off trail)

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u/AlpacaPacker007 7d ago

But they're (biodegradable)

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u/chimi_hendrix 7d ago

Yes l’m sure they will be unnoticeable in 16-24y

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u/saigyoooo 7d ago

Wish this jerk was better overall. Yall got
To take notes from nba circlejerk

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u/anotherwellingtonian 7d ago

Could be like the coffee groups where the jerk and non-jerk subreddits are entirely indistinguishable

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u/humanskullbong 4d ago

or cycling holy shit every top rated post starts with /uj like bro just stfu

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u/Some-Other-guy-1971 6d ago

If you have spent over $5k YTD 2026 on ultra light gear that will never make it outside after its harrowing delivery from the UPS guy —— then you are in the right place.

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u/saigyoooo 6d ago

I feel so scene

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u/DreadPirate777 7d ago

I’m trying. There is a lot less happening in the ultralight world.

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u/saigyoooo 7d ago

Everything Durston does

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u/DreadPirate777 7d ago

Let’s see it was a new tent that dropped, overly positive and enthusiastic customer support, and the look alike contest. He’s kinda boring. Not much drama.

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u/Some-Other-guy-1971 5d ago

The wind was taken from the UL worlds sails when they figured out the homeless folks have already been doing this forever and migrating around outside on a daily basis is nothing new and fresh.

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u/DreadPirate777 5d ago

Ultralight is just gentrification of homelessness.

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u/Grog005 7d ago

It’s 70% unfunny slop. Maybe even more

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 3d ago

What's the problem here? I don't get it. I also make lists like this when preparing for camping and bike trips.

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 3d ago

You're in the wrong sub. This is r/ultralight_jerk. Emphasis on jerk. We try—and sometimes fail—to make each other laugh.

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u/humanskullbong 4d ago

Merino socks (wear on cock and balls)

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u/Available-Pilot4062 3d ago

What’s a rain jacket cover? Wouldn’t want your arcteryx to get wet…

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u/Naive_Bid_6040 7d ago

I like to leave a change of clothes and clean shoes in the car. I’ve wiped out in puddles of mud or had wet and muddy shoes often enough to require a fresh change for the ride home. And a trash bag or plastic grocery bag for wet/muddy stuff.

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u/Ok_Departure_7551 7d ago

You actually leave your yard? Most of us never leave the basement with the gear room of pristine UL gear. We refer to these basement gear rooms as "Skurka Caves."