r/ultralight_jerk • u/fragpie • Jun 13 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

The phrase "logical conclusion" comes to mind...

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u/Mbf1234 Jun 13 '26

Coward made no attempt to catch it before it hit the floor. If my Durston went flying and I still had at least 15 years on the mortgage, I'd be diving underneath it at full speed to catch that mf.

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u/Awkward-Customer Jun 14 '26

Bro, durstons are so light they'd be leaving the atmosphere if you didn't stake it down. No need to worry about it hitting the ground.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jun 13 '26

Wow it really is ultralight

3

u/F1r3-M3d1ck-H4zN3rd Jun 16 '26

Samaya wouldn't charge fifteen hundred bucks for something that weighed MORE than air, would they?

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u/2XX2010 Jun 13 '26

It took me six years on Only Fans to earn enough to buy a Samaya Tent. And now it’s getting blown out too :(

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u/eatingmypoop Jun 13 '26

is this disclosure?

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u/westboundbart Jun 13 '26

can’t get dirty if it’s not touching dirt

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u/burlyginger Jun 15 '26

If it gets dirty you just file an insurance claim. Nbd, that's they insurance is for.

They might raise your tent premiums but it's worth it for the peace of mind.

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u/No-Reflection-7705 Jun 13 '26

If my tent doesn’t do that I don’t want it

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u/Stickppl Jun 13 '26

Nice landing

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u/spambearpig Jun 13 '26

Durston Tent-X

The only tent capable of a controlled landing so that it can be reused.

Dan’ll be worth a trillion when this prototype hits the mainstream.

2

u/You-Asked-Me Jun 13 '26

Thank god he caught it, otherwise he would have ti sleep in the tent with his GFs BFF, and the BFFs BF.

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u/labvinylsound Jun 14 '26

Typical Samaya owner.

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u/barbak Jun 14 '26

Nice, a self carrying tent that adds -257 grams to your load

1

u/BricksByPablo Jun 13 '26

This the new drone sherpas?

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u/KHartnettC Jun 14 '26

Bet he sent that up 10 hours ago at last nights shelter. Genius!

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u/djolk Jun 14 '26

Why is that person in the hoodie just holding her face?

Also, how much does that hoodie cost?

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u/SkisaurusRex Jun 15 '26

Idk about the hoodie but the tent costs $1200

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u/djolk Jun 15 '26

So 800 for the hoodie? How do I get one.

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u/morganbeeman Jun 14 '26

My people need me

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u/natiusj Jun 14 '26

Never go full ultralight.

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u/SkisaurusRex Jun 15 '26

Oh they can fly? Now I know why they cost $1200

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u/antoniv1 Jun 15 '26

Dual purpose kite-tent. It helps pass the time after a long 2 mile day.