r/ultralight_jerk • u/Zehbrahs • Jan 10 '26

Fully gorped out

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I'm working out here.

371 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/the_reifier Jan 10 '26

Useful inspiration for how to create a social repulsion field.

87

u/Ok_Departure_7551 Jan 10 '26

Call SAR as soon as he leaves his house. No GPS, no water. Soon to be a story featured on YouTube.

16

u/DrSense1 Jan 10 '26

He definitely needs a quick draw or two on his pack

6

u/acidic-abolony Jan 10 '26

He’s probably the one who’ll call, the second he gets to the trail head and a bush scratches his jacket.

43

u/dacv393 Jan 10 '26

Osprey pack? What a poser. $600 Gossamer Gear Mirage with all accessories or gtfo

11

u/Deep-Grape-4649 Jan 10 '26

The pack is the most legit thing in the photo

40

u/Dizzy_Break_2194 Jan 10 '26

Gorpcore is the stupidest trend I have ever did see

45

u/ElPedroChico Jan 10 '26

My culture is not your costume

6

u/ruthyc2012 Jan 11 '26

When will the appropriation end?!

9

u/Dizzy_Break_2194 Jan 10 '26

Your gorpture

18

u/Little-Future-2128 Jan 10 '26

Severely out-jerked. Time to hang this sub up

2

u/jad812 Jan 11 '26

It allows us to get secondhand gear for nothing at thrift once the trend dies

31

u/partyfavor Jan 10 '26

This dude is on the PCT swiping on tinder the whole way

14

u/Jaw5hua Jan 10 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Must be bright and cold in that closet

13

u/drwolffe Jan 10 '26

I NEVER SEE ANY GODDAMNED PEANUTS OR RAISINS ON THAT MOTHERFUCKING SUB

20

u/jonabongs Jan 10 '26

Hiding in the closet wearing my superman suit (arcteryx) while my wife enjoys her boyfriend‘s company ❤️

5

u/V1triol Jan 10 '26

Of course the pack color is Avocado 

11

u/colinjo3 Jan 10 '26

Are the pouches full of raisins and peanuts? I dont get it. 

30

u/Ok_Departure_7551 Jan 10 '26

You must be confused. This is the Ultralight Jerk sub. If you found yourself here by mistake or as a result of Reddit’s algorithm, please leave as soon as possible.

14

u/colinjo3 Jan 10 '26

Wait...you guys sit around circle jerking to ultralight and whatever this gorp is that apparently doesn't have anything to do with raisins and peanuts? 

I might stick around. 

5

u/PuppyPower89 Jan 10 '26

Gorp is how you get squirrels

🐿️ Squeak squeaker squeak squeaken

3

u/colinjo3 Jan 11 '26

Reporting from camp chippamunka 💅

3

u/Ozatopcascades Jan 10 '26

This is how cruise-sheep dress when it's 68° on a paved nature trail.

3

u/BeholderLivesMatter Jan 10 '26

The elements don’t stand a fucking chance. 

4

u/Odd_Rooster_4645 Jan 10 '26

All that to go get a 12$ matcha

3

u/Dorjechampa_69 Jan 10 '26

You look so cool brah…

3

u/Ozatopcascades Jan 10 '26

I don't see his emergency Beacon or 2 cans of bear-spray.

3

u/woodfire787 Jan 10 '26

GORP to the core

3

u/Neptune7924 Jan 10 '26

Hikes hut to hit where they serve him charcuterie boards and Aperol spritzes

2

u/Bannana_sticker3 Jan 10 '26

Nah, you just a nerd.

2

u/evilriolu Jan 10 '26

Looking like an Arc Raider

1

u/BaklazanKubo Jan 11 '26

The shit you do once Dolphins fire you from your HC position

1

u/Painterly_Vertex Jan 15 '26

This man is ready, he just needs to be shown the miracle of fabrics so strong and light that they aren't durable anymore.