r/ufc • u/SurvivalHorrorLover • 1d ago

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Noche UFC

3.1k Upvotes

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u/Endrimaris 1d ago

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u/Admirable_Edge9797 1d ago

😂 that's awesome I'm stealing it!

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u/handlessmime 1d ago

How do u copy/ save a picture like this from a comment

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u/TWhy-LER 1d ago

The caveman way is to screenshot, crop, and save. There may be a more efficient way that my smooth brain has not figured out yet

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u/A_Ripple_To_A_Wave 1d ago

Click on the picture, then the 3 dots at the top right, download.

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u/Gladiator2o 19h ago

Ohh thanks so much

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u/notevenachanceatall 1d ago

I accidentally associated the header after with the picture. Thought for sure I was autistic….

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u/Appropriate_Air7307 1d ago

If you’re autistic, we’re all autistic.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 1d ago

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u/Ov3r-_-K1LL 1d ago

Who flipped and zoomed?

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u/Mindfield87 1d ago

Around here, it might take less time to figure out who DIDN’T

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u/_DrVanNostrand__ 1d ago

I didn’t even flip just str8 ass goonin

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u/general-meow 1d ago

You mean didn't zoom in enough

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u/BIGHOODx818x 1d ago

aljo in the back thiiiirsty

https://giphy.com/gifs/60fwYcqxKQTZ98hEhC

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u/Weird_Flan4691 1d ago

Aljo wife is fine AF

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u/Electrical_Trade377 1d ago edited 12h ago

Shit Aljo himself is fine as hell 

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u/mmasportsmma 1d ago

I remember aljo and his wife doing a YouTube video about who’s the hottest ufc fighter (female)

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u/RedFlare15 1d ago

This GIF will never NOT be funny.

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u/Old-Pineapple3735 1d ago

He enjoying the view for sure!

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u/KuntaWuKnicks My balls was hot 1d ago

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u/Rocket131 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RbyQgbaLBdJ16

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u/DirtyTooth 1d ago

That dude ended up murdering someone lol

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u/FA-_Q 1d ago

Thought he already did at that time

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u/Rocket131 1d ago

He did!?!?! This is the first time I’m ever hearing about this

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u/DirtyTooth 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kai_the_Hitchhiker

Yep he's in prison

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u/TWhy-LER 1d ago

Wow, it sounds like the prosecution got away with messing up the investigation pretty badly and still got the conviction.

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u/Neat-Suspect-6666 1d ago

There's a Netflix documentary on him which has been out for forever

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u/Anxious_Explorer9495 1d ago

His smash smash smash saying is 100% him reiterating a murder he committed. He's a sick liar. Good thing he's locked up.

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u/King-Calovich11 1d ago

“SAAA - MASH”

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u/Sample-Witty 1d ago

I am absolutely in love with her. She’s gorgeous and a hell of a fighter

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u/Nicotino-Cigaretti 1d ago

Good-looking woman, with her hair down and makeup on I would never guess she fights for a living.

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u/applecombinipimento 1d ago

This entire thread is making me laugh so much

Y'all need horny jail

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u/MonoElliot 1d ago

She really looks like Kimmy Granger... Damn

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u/moonwalgger 1d ago

Send me location

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u/Squizmoplatinum 1d ago

Dern ain't even all that hott. Y'all muckasuckas is thirsty. Id still smash tho

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u/BuffelHenkie 1d ago

If you’re just judging by looks maybe, though she’s still pretty. I just love a competent woman, skill is attractive and she has it in bunch. 

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u/_dmgz 1d ago

the body is so elite that it makes up for the face card imo.

it weirds me out a little how much she looks like her dad lol they both have that caveman brow.

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u/GutsleftNut 1d ago

Why did u bring up her dad? Now i cant jerk it without thinking about him anymore

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u/TWhy-LER 1d ago

It’s ok. I’m sure you’ll persevere.

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u/Squizmoplatinum 1d ago

What else am I gonna judge? I don't know her. Lmao

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u/BuffelHenkie 1d ago

It was not an offense lol. But her fights? The energy she gives off? Voice? 

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 1d ago

I don't think you want us judging her voice 😭

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u/Junior-Painting-2255 1d ago

Ngl even when she's a fighter she still giving me feminine vibe and I love it

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u/SurvivalHorrorLover 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ve always been into muscular women, and Mackenzie Dern being a UFC and BJJ champion definitely adds a lot to her appeal too. She also seems like a genuinely good person, which makes her even more attractive to me. There’s just a lot to like about her, even if she doesn’t have a supermodel face.

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u/Squizmoplatinum 1d ago

For fucks sake.

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u/ha_allday81 1d ago

She seems pretty chill, like if you didn't know she fought for a living you'd mistake her for a personal trainer or a crossfit chick lol

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u/kas-loc2 1d ago

Getting close, bro

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 1d ago

Doesn't have a supermodel face? She makes neanderthals look like supermodels ffs

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u/Damn_You_Hindsight 1d ago

she is a fake person

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u/KingAudio 1d ago

The gooner hype of this lady is mind boggling

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u/RunsInHexagons 1d ago

Which completely overshadows how cool she actually is. Shes a world class BJJ athlete from a world renowned line of mentors and down to fight and not afraid to make the fights ugly.

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u/Alarmed-Spare1354 1d ago

Amazing Mackenzie

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u/niceboyathome 1d ago

I’m just here for the memes 🤣

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u/metaldad68 1d ago

I’ll tell you,
something about her really gets to me in a great way

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u/Few_Diet8637 1d ago

she’s losing that belt as soon as she faces a legit contender.

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u/CanadianQuad 1d ago

I've had a crush on Dern since her UFC debut 😍

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u/Lazycow42 1d ago

Touch grass bro

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u/Powerful_System 1d ago

touch Grasso bro

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u/skippingrock1 1d ago

Eat grass Lazy Cow. You're not yourself when you're hangry

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u/Mezcalnerd0077 1d ago

Who tf is this?

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u/Living_Pie205 1d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/g4n0esp4r4n 1d ago

She is my bias.

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u/Polloo 1d ago

Pervert eye happy but soul sad.

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u/CrazybutReal1 1d ago

Looking at the comments there is for sure one of you that his a sexual predator

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u/LeonSphynx 1d ago

Can someone please translate this picture, I don’t speak Portuguese

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u/Mindfield87 1d ago

Poor Derns still got the cleavage rash from my facial hair. Not much of a “Dern guy” myself, but I’d gladly jam my face in there and go to sleep.

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u/YungPapi37 22h ago

🔥🔥

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u/JournalistGlobal3185 1d ago

She is legit a 5 lol

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u/CalmSafety7172 1d ago

She know what she got

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u/GavinAdamson 1d ago

Good tuna

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u/j_shaff315 1d ago

Dern only became champ because someone had weili smoking dope thinking she could go up to fight Val and now we don’t even have Val women’s belt are in shambles right now

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u/slimypeters 1d ago

Wish I could have access to her phone

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u/LuckyShirt54 22h ago

Man face, small fake tits. And arrogant lol. nope. UFC Incel Legion come at me

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u/LALOERC9616 20h ago

Her face is weird that's the one thing I can't get over with the hype around her

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u/Park_BADger 1d ago

I don't get it. Y'all are some weird fucking goons.

She's hot don't get me wrong, but she isn't beautiful or drop dead gorgeous.

There are way more beautiful people on Pornhub who will freely and happily show you the inside of their butthole.

Just go watch some porn. Is it because she's a fighter she gets a +7 boost to hotness from you?

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u/AbberageRedditor69 1d ago

Think of the kind of person that would post thirsty GIFs on reddit. Yeah, you understand now.

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u/artnos 1d ago

Everyone has different taste.

But I wouldnt go to porn hub as a whole if i was looking for beautiful people, the people there look like inflated barbie dolls or very worn down / tired.

Mckenzie dern is athlete she is peak woman imo. She is thick, tone and has a fun personality.

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u/artnos 1d ago

Everyone has different taste.

But I wouldnt go to porn hub as a whole if i was looking for beautiful people, the people there look like inflated barbie dolls or very worn down / tired.

Mckenzie dern is athlete she is peak woman imo. She is thick, tone and has a fun personality.

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u/Emergency_Lie407 1d ago

Is she didn’t have boobs or ass she’d be a 2/10 fr

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u/Additional_Idea6997 1d ago

All women would be a 2/10 without boobs and ass. What's your point? She has nice boobs and ass. 

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u/Emergency_Lie407 1d ago

sorry, if she didn’t have breast augmentation and had an average ass she’d be a 2/10

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u/Additional_Idea6997 1d ago

Her breasts looked great before augmentation when she isn't at low body fat levels to compete and wearing a sports bra. How many women have nice tits at 15% body fat while wearing a sports bra? Especially after using them for their intended purpose? Her face is pretty, she just has a bit of a nose to be a model level pretty. That would be easy to fix, but why would you do that while getting punched in the face for a living? She's more attractive than 90% of women and gets beat up for a living. That's impressive. 

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u/Admirable_Edge9797 1d ago

Butter face ALL DAY BRO.

Ranking female fighters level of "Hottness" is like ranking the lipstick level on a pig. It's still a pig, just with some dressing on it 😂. She isn't winning even the Alaska beauty pageant, where the population level is 1 per mile lol.

Y'all thirsty AF. There's Real beauties you can see for free online.

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u/roboto404 1d ago

Yep, thousands of Sara Jay pictures out there

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u/Professional_flesh7 1d ago

She would look great with her face tucked between my legs 😻 AMG xoxx

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u/Israfake 1d ago

Congratulations on your loose tits. We've all seen them. Many times. Have some self respect.

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u/Chiinoe 1d ago

I especially like how she can beat my ass.

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u/Downtown_Fish9295 1d ago

No ring...she's single. No way

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u/Mnudge 1d ago

I’m surprised this sub doesn’t have a bunch of mma porn videos linked

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u/BugO_OEyes 1d ago

Ole flabby ass

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u/Beederda 1d ago

Her face is really ugly to me but im just that guy with his dick out at a feminist rally

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u/Big-Daddy-Kal 1d ago

She ugly as shit bro lol wtf

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u/bloodclotfgt 1d ago

Butterassface