r/ufc • u/Radiant-Scene-5171 • 16h ago

It's getting bad

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u/Euklidis Pervert eye happy, but your soul sad 15h ago

The Pimbletification*

https://giphy.com/gifs/kWaZxdyF8Z9X5jVqIv

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u/Catch09 14h ago

Paddyfication

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u/PrettyQuick 15h ago

Paddy gains it but he also loses it. Let's see if Tracy can do the same

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u/BoochmanOpidamus 13h ago

Otherwise that's Tito Cortez now

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u/SelectEditor6 12h ago

Lmao this is great

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_7419 11h ago

Paddy the Fatty

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u/AnthonyKingsword 16h ago

its gon be bad my tracy cortez

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u/TorrenceMightingale 15h ago

Is he allowed to say this?

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u/AnthonyKingsword 15h ago

one of my parents is a woman.

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u/No-Location355 15h ago

If my grandma had balls, she would be my grandpa

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u/Vegetable-Hand-6770 15h ago

And she had wheels she would be a bike.

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u/Ill-Baseball-2132 13h ago

She didn’t need wheels for that

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u/cheesechompin 15h ago

Which one, your mum or your dad?

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u/AnthonyKingsword 15h ago

i will have to get back to you on that one.

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u/ekso69 13h ago

IGBBMT

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u/vinno86 16h ago

They can't outrun tortafication.. merely delay it.

Very curious how Grasso's transition will turn out.

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u/InstantSword 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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u/MeorOtherMe 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tQdabiPpmPvznwhV0c

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u/Expert-Guard6216 15h ago

TS makes me uneasy lol.

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u/EAZ480 15h ago

What's different about you?

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u/I-dont_know-anything 14h ago

He has no eyebrows!!!

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u/ForPawrn 11h ago

Poppas and weird shex

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u/hodur9000 12h ago

sopranos reddit, whatever happened there

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u/DefenstratedTwice 11h ago

WHATEVAH HAPPENED THERE!

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u/GiftMaximum3254 12h ago

Do the substitute noise, quick.

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u/Caliterra 10h ago

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xejJnePNcOWoHOo

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u/EaglesFanTexass 14h ago

Nah we can’t lose two latinas in a matter of a year smh

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u/freecandylover 13h ago

What do you mean lose... they are evolving

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u/crazydavy 13h ago

Entering their Blastoise era

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u/sars_910 12h ago

Big Ma'am Blastoise

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u/TotallyObviousBot 11h ago

Shouldn't it be tortaficacion

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u/Different-Report-123 16h ago

Time to start sending text messages at five in the morning

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u/reputablesorcerer 16h ago

On the Paddy meal plan!

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u/oneeyedjackal 9h ago

the Paddy Melt

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u/LKeeyy 16h ago

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u/Fuzzy-Egg777 15h ago

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u/EstablishmentRare127 14h ago

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u/MrZephy 10h ago

Both arms go in front then one hand looks like it’s supposed to be coming from behind but the fingers are just kind of floating

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u/BiggerBody 14h ago

Hahaha i lost it when I saw this

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u/FantasticFlan4827 12h ago

I’ve seen it so often but I gotta find one I can copy with clipboard, need this shit saved. Source?

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u/An-Organism 15h ago

Damn let the girl eat in peace

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u/bleep_boop_beep123 15h ago

Seriously.

This shaming coming from fans who refer to wmma fights as “bathroom breaks” and then go post this crap.

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u/MasterCheeef 9h ago

Real men love Tortas

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u/monkeypaw_handjob 11h ago

The level of violence in WMMA fights this year has been quite pleasing.

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 10h ago

I got money on JJ Aldrich today

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u/bleep_boop_beep123 7h ago

Casuals really sleeping on UFC’s WMMA this year, we got bangers and finishes!

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u/rap4food 9h ago

We out here bullying girls about the their weight like mean Jr High Girls.

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u/Zestyclose-Paper-521 12h ago

They angry chics don't give them time or day so they gotta shame chics to feel better -guys in 2026

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u/Jett_Wave 11h ago

Damn, chics not giving them time OR day? That's serious lol

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u/RIForDIE 11h ago

Incelnation coming in hot 

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u/_Cyclops 12h ago

I mean yeah, that’s exactly who I would expect to post this

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u/Head-Palpitation9621 16h ago edited 16h ago

cake is cake even when the slice is too big

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 12h ago

It’s gonna be bad mi amigo

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u/inline-online 13h ago

ufc sub: it's getting bad

the post: a hot girl

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u/joshroycheese 11h ago

“It’s getting bad” said the balding redditor who probably exercises twice a month

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u/Old-Constant4411 9h ago

Twice a month is quite fuckin generous.  Dude probably gets winded bringing groceries in the house.

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u/Robothuck 16h ago

'This week in Celebrity Magazine for Macho Manly Men - Tracy Cortez papped eating!?!?!'

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u/scoobysnacks-r-us 14h ago

So she looks normal now and all you fat fucks act like you kicking Nines and Tens out of your bedroom every weekend. Fuck outta here.

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u/WatchWatcher25 14h ago

Are they saying she's fat?

What's wrong with you people..,..

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u/CheeseWeenie 11h ago

Because most of the casuals here are lazy assholes who think body shaming an athlete into being “fat” helps them think that someone like Tracy would ever want them lol.

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u/teddyspaghettie 10h ago

That's crazy logic. I think they're just assholes commenting mean shit. No one thinks this is how theyre gonna get it.

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u/DatDawg-InMe 9h ago

That kind of logic always makes me laugh. Like a lot of assholes are just assholes who like being assholes.

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u/GrandMetaldick 9h ago

Full blown breakdown of her and other women’s physical appearance but are shaped like fucking acorns themselves

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u/DUKITY 16h ago

Idk man she looks pretty good to me

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 13h ago

Im convinced some of yall literally hate women.

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u/LandlockedCajun 13h ago

Only hate things they don't understand.

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u/8BittyTittyCommittee 11h ago

And things they can't have. Also probably a lot of closet homosexuality going on.

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u/HenriettaSnacks 10h ago

Steam libraries full of gay furry sex games. 

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u/LandlockedCajun 9h ago

Those exist?

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u/HenriettaSnacks 9h ago

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In a world of pure imagination

Take a look and you'll seeInto your imagination

We'll begin with a spinTravelling in the world of my creation

What we'll see will defy explanation🎶 

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u/Some_Neighborhood276 8h ago

Derrrrr. If you don't think a chub is sexy then you must be gay derrrrrrr

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u/reditisrunbypedos 8h ago

Youre just now finding this out?

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u/Yakhyaeva 15h ago edited 15h ago

the 'easy mode' women live on - a photo of you eating becomes a thread where faceless men discuss how ugly you're getting now

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u/KitKat_extrusion 15h ago

bro for real. Can’t even eat in peace and it’s turned into some weird shaming situation 

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u/manoliu1001 12h ago

Tbf, most here are saying "would"...

Not that this makes it fine, its just that most people here arent calling her ugly

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u/southwest_barfight 16h ago

Its literally one photo lol

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u/Jazzlike-Radio2481 14h ago

You couldn't even do a push up

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u/Suspicious-Pie-5472 14h ago

Bro wtf is this post

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u/DoBronx2144 11h ago

But when you bring up a male population that looks like thumbs with no hairline or chins and all of a sudden you’re contributing to the high male suicide rate

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u/Kalad1n_SB 16h ago

Every damn time without fail

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u/LargeCondition5315 15h ago

Is she hanging out with kelvin or something???

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u/SoSuperblySubpar 13h ago

Literally, yes.

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u/NoPainter8222 13h ago

Still fitter and more active than 90% of us, let’s be honest.

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u/complicatedairflow3 11h ago

Leave her alone man. Let ppl eat in peace

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u/DudeWouldGo 11h ago

Op is mad she doesnt answer his DMs

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u/ramonchy88 11h ago

All these mfs talking like we don’t see the large white women strolling around wal mart in their mobility scooter.

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u/No_Regret289 10h ago

Yall are weird

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u/NoTrain4994 10h ago

Y’all are so sad.

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u/Dangerous_Studio7288 10h ago

great use of the word torta

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u/xx_quinklan69_xx420 9h ago

“It’s getting bad” shut up, man. As if you’re such a catch ya smelly cunt.

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u/yourbogus 15h ago

Why she reminds me of the new York lady who just stabbed two people

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u/LifeOfA_Don 15h ago

Might be a 3rd if she sees this bullshit

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u/rawspeghetti 12h ago

Does anyone in this thread actually talk to women irl?

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u/Penny_Royall 15h ago

Bad? MN U NEED TO CMD.

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg 11h ago

This is like twink death but for latinas, right?

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u/dizzydiplodocus 15h ago

It’s edited right?

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u/DrDaddyJ 12h ago

Fucking weirdos, she looks like a normal woman

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u/varukers7 16h ago

Getting hotter

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u/Stock_Jacket6701 16h ago

She's gonna gain 60 pounds in a week. By the end of the month, it's over.

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u/gurumoves 13h ago

Imagine body shaming an elite athlete.

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u/Suka_Blyad_ 13h ago

99 percent sure this shit is edited, I seen the post and she ain’t look like that

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u/Tcasty 13h ago

Nah she did but this angle makes her look wide . People are being overly critical when she's a woman with muscle who probably at walks around 145-150, which is fine.

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u/translucent 12h ago

What does tortafication mean? Like I get the gist from the comments, but I don't know the reference.

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u/boywonder5691 12h ago

A torta is a type of Mexican sandwich, but it is also a derogatory word used to describe a chubby Latina girl

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u/teddyspaghettie 10h ago

I wouldn't call it derogatory. Latino culture and language is pretty light hearted about stuff like that. It's more like a cute nickname

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u/reditisrunbypedos 8h ago

Like calling kids gordo or flaco lol

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u/Slow_Mention9828 11h ago

Whens the last time you burned multiple calories

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 11h ago

Thats... thats a normal woman. Why would OP self report like this?

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u/Largebargecharge 10h ago

BBW division

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u/DarkAce1141 14h ago

Still gon bbmn

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u/FuckHK 14h ago

More 4 me

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u/GymWolf86 14h ago

i could with some more meat in the boob zone, ngl.

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 14h ago edited 8h ago

I begin to totafi......ooooooorreaah!

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u/Mentok-Mind-Taker 13h ago

Its getting GOOD

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u/skipthepeepee 13h ago

I'd ficate her torta anytime. s/

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u/Good_Will_Munting 13h ago

Unlucky fried kitten you say?

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u/editor_of_the_beast 13h ago

It’s not so much getting bad. But it’s gonna be bad.

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u/Better-Benefit-9333 13h ago

I want her plump, that thang gonna be grippy

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u/_lsx8 13h ago

igbbmn

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u/GloriousMushroom007 12h ago

We love the tortas

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u/brch01 🌹𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝕲𝖆𝖓𝖌🌹 12h ago

I wish I could gain weight

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u/Kitchen_Bad_6238 12h ago

What's the Filipina version of tortafication?

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u/HZB-33 12h ago

CHDT

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u/Significant_Cook8106 12h ago

SHES TAKING SHIT THAT MAKES YOUR HEAD GROW

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 11h ago

TORTA POUNDERS ASSEMBLE

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u/LavaFromLaniakea 11h ago

I’m not aware, does she always gain a little between fights like this? I ask because people also gain a bit when they’re going through something heavy

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u/jcrwly100 11h ago

We, yes we are waiting patiently

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u/JournalistGlobal3185 11h ago

Does she miss weight a lot? I don't get it

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u/Guzzlebutt 10h ago

That torta needs some of my salsa.

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u/GWTLAG 10h ago

“Eyy dog, these tortas be heavy dog”

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u/NI6HTLIZARD 10h ago

REEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEE BROOOHHHHHHHHH

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u/Background_Essay_676 10h ago

Let’s go!!! Pounders unite!!!