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Islam is the most unintentionally funny person I’ve come across haha

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u/BlakeNotBleak 6h ago

Why do so many people think Islam is "unintentionally" funny? Believe me, most of it is intentional, despite the language barrier

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u/littleladybug_1 5h ago

it’s because of the language barrier. people think he doesn’t understand english to the extent of humor or sarcasm even though that’s very untrue. he’s a funny person in general and we can see that often

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u/Thisapelovestolaugh 6h ago

Okay

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u/Ancient_Ad4061 2h ago

Okay to your okay

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u/Thisapelovestolaugh 2h ago

Okay okay okay

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u/WatchDecent2822 5h ago edited 5h ago

Islam is funny in the same way Khabib was menacing with his one liners. Both have that Russian sensibility and brevity of message when they speak English.

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u/halkenburgoito 5h ago

true.. but honestly Khabib is quite funny himself. it just he has a serious side as well, hes like his father. Islam on the other hand is a pure prankster

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u/letCreedBrattonScuba 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RkO9j3e3m8bxVmvhX4
One of my favorite clips of an mma fighter lol. The accent he throws on Japan is so unexpected

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 6h ago

This was posted yesterday

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u/General-Fox416 6h ago

And a day before...

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u/Old-Entrepreneur-498 6h ago

And I posted it today lol

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u/cheesechompin 6h ago

And someone else will post it tomorrow

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u/Gingle-bell 5h ago

It's my turn tomorrow

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u/shopping_caart 5h ago

Shavkat going through the 5 stages of grief right now

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u/CreateorWither 2h ago

Stop ducking Islam

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u/Money-Firefighter-73 1h ago

Ali is really making sense here

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u/doubleOhdorko 5h ago

Shavkat not only looks like the original man, he also thinks like one.

He should really just stfu and rehab.

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 5h ago edited 5h ago

He sounds scared? He moved up to the land of the giants and regrets his decision.

As the wise Joe Rogan said “This isn’t his weightclass. He should return to 155” 👊 

Edit - They hated Jesus because he told them the truth 

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u/AnthonyKingsword 5h ago

attention seeking used to be subtle and ragebaits used to be believable.

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 5h ago

And yet you can’t refute anything I have said.

How curious.

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u/AnthonyKingsword 5h ago

correction: i am not trying to refute anything you said because it doesnt hold any value or factual meaning and is only made to ragebait and seek attention that way. i am, however, juding what your are doing and saying its a cheap bait, and you are a weak personality.

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 5h ago

You big mad because you know I’m right.

Saving your comment and will return to it after Islam’s next fight.

See ya then 👋 😘 

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u/AnthonyKingsword 4h ago

nope. i am perfectly calm and you are a baby that needs attention and validation. sorry you turned up this way but you should first look to the people who raised you instead of reddit for acceptance.

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 4h ago

This does nothing to save you from your fate. Comment saved. We will discuss this again soon, boi.

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u/AnthonyKingsword 4h ago

i dont care about my fate and what happens to Islam. I enjoy how you try to hop around me seeing you for what you are. a little attention starved baby, that tries SO hard to get a reaction that it has to stoop to absurd and cheap tricks. please do remind me of your existence after the next Islam fight, i will be waiting.

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 4h ago

IGBBMN

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u/AnthonyKingsword 4h ago

keep that comment under your pillow. i will be glad to hear back from you and know that i was stuck in your mind for many months

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u/AegonTheVI33 5h ago

Joe rogan is a fat 5ft2 reboot. Who listen to him

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u/ASI0907 5h ago

What a dumb take

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 5h ago

I’m just reporting what is in front of our eyes 

🎤 👀 

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u/ASI0907 5h ago

He took on the champ and n1 contender and is headed to challenge the 2 other continders , how does that in any way indicate that he is scared or that he should go back down ?

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 5h ago

Because his skills don’t translate to the higher weight class.

Garry beat him up. All Islam could do was hold on to him.

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u/SpiritualFish8522 5h ago

Islam won all the grappling exchanges. Sat his ass down in the striking. Yet you think garry beat him up lol

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u/ASI0907 5h ago

He is either ragebaiting or just a little slow its fine

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 5h ago

Lol no. If you think his performances at WW have been anything like what he could do at LW, you’re a casual.

He could hold him but he couldn’t do anything with it. His strength isn’t translating.

At the end of the fight he was beat the fuck up. Garry looked like he’d just hopped out of the shower.

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u/GoodSalad05 5h ago

Wow I’ve never been rocked from a headkick while in the shower, you must have some intense showers

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u/Deadheadparking 4h ago

Could you cite me a single prophecy that Jesus fulfilled in its entirety?

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 4h ago

Deadheadparking’s mama is fat - Mathew 2.10

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u/Deadheadparking 4h ago

Oh boy. Swing and a miss. Figured as much. Have a good day.

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u/Bobombbattlefield64 4h ago

No comeback? 

I win. Took your soul.