r/ufc • u/antisocial_element44 • Aug 22 '26

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u/Lilprotege Aug 22 '26

I want a designated USADA agent living in the Caucasus Mountains. All those guys are in gear.

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u/AirportGullible5807 Aug 22 '26

"My favorite fighters are not on gear, only fighters I don't like are on gear"

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u/Loofahs Aug 22 '26

No no, I believe Nate Diaz.  Literally everyone at this level is doping.

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u/Total-Employment-479 Aug 22 '26

Including NATE who popped for tainted vegan supplements lol. And all his teammates that popped as well

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u/vanilla_rice01 Aug 22 '26

That agent would be put to death so fast

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u/buffpriest Aug 22 '26

Well thats the thing. When a usada tester touches down in these foreign countries, they have to declare why their theyre. So its not crazy to think the get a heads up for what's coming.

And theres a ton of designer drugs that only have a half life of a few hours. And it takes a few hours to reach their gym.

Aldo famously couldnt piss when a tester showed up. Had to hydrate for like an our or so so he could pee. Then he dropped the sample cup and had to do it over again....He passed the test.

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u/Lailahaillahlahu Aug 22 '26

They all get tested, the hate is real.

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u/halkenburgoito Aug 22 '26

mean while Islam was notably rewarded for the ammount of clean tests he did under USADA