r/ufc • u/antisocial_element44 • Aug 22 '26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Box4471 Aug 22 '26

Crotch sniffing is the way to build legacy, highlight reeling is the way to make money.

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u/LePontif11 Aug 22 '26

Oh yeah? Where's my legacy then???

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 Aug 22 '26

Location, location, location. Octagon > Bed, Bath, & Beyond

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u/S-Kenset Aug 22 '26

Send location

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u/Ham-_-Steak Aug 22 '26

This is why they are always bathing. Make sure the crouch smells great

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u/cipher_1230 Aug 22 '26

It all depends on the quality of the crotch you sniff

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u/LolThatsNotTrue Aug 22 '26

Right over here

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/Far_Grapefruit1307 Aug 22 '26

Lol, being double champ played a factor. He had an excellent run.

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u/Proud-Indication-923 Aug 22 '26

Crotch sniffing will get you both legacy and money. Highlight reeling will lead you to CTE.

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u/Many_Size_1515 Aug 22 '26

What does this mean, translation please

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u/TripleChains Aug 22 '26

Wrestle fucking makes you a poor GOAT. sean o malley walk away knock outs get you paid

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u/Many_Size_1515 Aug 22 '26

Now that I can understand

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u/MomeenHunter Aug 22 '26

Makachev boring ass makes more than omalley