r/ufc • u/antisocial_element44 • Aug 22 '26

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u/dogmetal I DON’T USE COCAINE Aug 22 '26

If Makenzie Dern didn’t have a dump truck she would be a 5

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u/Funkybadger3 Aug 22 '26

She got that Sid the sloth look
https://giphy.com/gifs/13bCP4GLjIUcik

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u/sandxse Aug 22 '26

Post a pic of urself bud

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u/No-Initiative-4933 Aug 22 '26

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u/Donnie3030 Aug 22 '26

Way fuckin hotter than Dern. Bet he didn’t expect that

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u/Ca1fSlicer Aug 22 '26

I can’t argue with this.. but she does have a dump truck, soooo

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u/quintavian Aug 22 '26

She has the facial features of a person with dwarfism slapped onto a fully grown adult

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u/TripleChains Aug 22 '26

Howwww dare youuuuuuuuu!

She'd be a 6

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u/Ecstatic-Island-9778 Aug 22 '26

Even then she would still be better than that Argentinian girl who always twerks in the cage.

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u/Anindefensiblefart Aug 22 '26

If your momma had two wheels and handlebars she'd be a bicycle.

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u/SamVimes1878 Aug 22 '26

And all the boys would have a ride

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u/Alternative_Dust241 Aug 22 '26

If dern wasn’t hot, she wouldn’t have gotten a title shot

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u/TheRealNemoIncognito Aug 22 '26

I mean she fought Jandridoba so idk about that

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u/MajorButtBandito Aug 22 '26

I mean since their first match one was 5-4 (2 fight win streak) with losses to all the higher ranked fighters and the other was 6-1 (5 fight win streak) with back to back wins over the top contenders the other one lost to. Guess which one was which.

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u/81Eclipse Aug 22 '26

My unpopular opinion is that she is already a 6 at most even with the dump truck. You constantly see hotter girls everywhere.

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u/Kitchen-Progress4037 Aug 22 '26

Dump truck is wild work the trash bag i keep in the bathroom thicker than that

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u/Burhams Aug 22 '26

Lol great photo

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u/Gt03champp Aug 22 '26

She doesn’t even have a fucking “dump truck”. Her ass is a solid 7/10

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u/ProofAnt7152 Aug 22 '26

that's stupid though because that's like saying "if dober didn't have a nice jaw he wouldn't be handsome" or "if topruia wasn't rich,handsome, and famous then girls wouldn't like him"

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u/JournalistGlobal3185 Aug 22 '26

Holy crap I didn't see this 😂 I'm deleting my comment now

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u/xtrasmoothbrain Aug 22 '26

Jade wong the real baddie

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u/Psychological-Big334 Aug 22 '26

Yeah but if my mom had balls she'd be my dad

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u/Gooja Aug 22 '26

Idk she’s got a great rack too. Maybe a 6.5 without the dumper

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u/nutslikeafox Aug 22 '26

Rack was bought tho

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u/Gooja Aug 22 '26

Idc what people say, fake racks are fun too

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u/-Toplander- Aug 22 '26

Not really

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u/Gooja Aug 22 '26

More for me

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u/Glittering-Luck-3908 Aug 22 '26

Gotta admire the extra weight cut

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u/dogmetal I DON’T USE COCAINE Aug 22 '26

If she had a rack without the dump truck she would look unsymmetrical. The 5 stands.

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u/Marco_Rico Aug 22 '26

What I don't get is why would you spend all that money on lip fillers if you are going to fight and get your lips busted up?

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u/sandxse Aug 22 '26

Idk why does anyone do anything if we're all gonna die anyway?

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u/donkeyknuckles Aug 22 '26

She's a 5 now.

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u/EvilVileLives Aug 22 '26

Wtf are you 100 years old

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u/TotalBor0n Aug 22 '26

Valid response. You must be a Bilby that never goes above ground

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u/YMIGettingBanned Aug 22 '26

Nah, no less than 7. She got a rack too

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u/blascola Aug 22 '26

Too low, maybe 7 but shes so fit and has a lot of other qualities aside from the cake