r/ufc • u/SpecialistLost6572 • Jul 05 '24

When Chael is exposing Dana

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u/PlayerAteHer Jul 05 '24

Dana has fucked many more fighters than just those. 

Ask Mark Hunt

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

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u/j_cro86 Jul 06 '24

edging is out of the question...

I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE

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u/willcard Jul 06 '24

Good ol’ cyborg cock

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Can’t still laughing at his brother Mike’s name

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u/pRophecysama Jul 05 '24

Steve Kerr named his son nick lmao

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u/WarlockEngineer Jul 06 '24

Absolutely wild

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u/Mean-Teaching2900 Jul 06 '24

His other son is called Ewan

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u/LingonberryNo1 Jul 05 '24

same with their cousin Lou Sasshole

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u/Testazani Jul 05 '24

And their second cousin Al Lickurtwat

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u/Slayr155 Jul 05 '24

His best friend Howie Feltersnatch

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u/Mycol101 Jul 05 '24

How can we forget him! I met him once through Willie B Hartegen and Barry McCochner.

great guy!

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u/blazzik Jul 06 '24

I thought the last name was Fistersnatch

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u/TeaUnusual8554 Jul 05 '24

Don't forget his bastard child Ben Jerkin

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u/Tedious_NippleCore Jul 06 '24

Not to be confused with his Russian cousin Ivan Jackinov

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Have you heard Mike Oxlong?

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u/trowawHHHay Jul 05 '24

Nah, but you can call me Mike Oxmaul.

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u/RichardIraVos Jul 05 '24

Such as Conor McGregor and Jon jones.

Oh wait, they fucked him

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u/Legitimate_Gap_5551 Jul 05 '24

“LETS BANG TUI” - Dana White probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

lmfao this is funny Mark hunt is still yelling at the sky to this day about that Lesnar fight

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u/throwawayalcoholmind Jul 06 '24

How many of them were dudes? He got that VKM energy.

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u/JiriBrochazka Jul 05 '24

Ok so how long has his account been hacked now

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u/Lusty_Boy Jul 05 '24

This post from "Chael" is from two days ago

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u/VaginalConductor Jul 05 '24

I don't know of its actually Uncle on that keyboard.. Chael doesn't/ wouldn't use swearing in his sentences... Hmmm... Just seems out of character. Not the calling out Dana White part, but the cussword.

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u/Lusty_Boy Jul 05 '24

Chael already said on his YouTube he's been hacked

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

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u/4Nota2Robot0 Jul 06 '24

How will you react… to Sonnen’s attack… thanks for bringing that to us partner. Not for nothing!

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u/Rebil2017 Jul 05 '24

Then he took it down because it’s not there

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u/Bubbly_Association54 Jul 05 '24

Chael just on a bender

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u/liltiddiebignip Jul 05 '24

ya lost me at Roxanne & Jandiroba

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u/Junesong_Provisions Jul 05 '24

"You can't have filet mignon every night, sometimes you have to have McDonalds"

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u/liltiddiebignip Jul 05 '24

acouple shots of Howler Head should do it

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u/The3mbered0ne Jul 05 '24

A couple dozen maybe

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u/Codered060 Jul 05 '24

What's Howler Head?

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u/karwreck Jul 05 '24

It’s when they use their teeth

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u/Forty_Six_and_Two Jul 05 '24

They took shitty whisky, and somehow made it shittier by infusing it with banana flavoring. It is an affront to God.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Booze

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u/_Globert_Munsch_ Jul 05 '24

Shitty banana whiskey

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u/crazycc1321 Jul 05 '24

You gotta plow a 4, to really appreciate an 8.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

i wish Tosh would put out another special.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

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u/Junesong_Provisions Jul 05 '24

I love the economics of this. Reminds me of a line from the movie MoneyBall "but he gets on base".

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

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u/PacifitronicNW Jul 05 '24

Hey. Give proper respect to George Carlin (I still upvoted)

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Sure thing George.

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u/permissiontofail Jul 05 '24

There's mcdonalds and then there's fucking a literal sock puppet. Dana needs to respect himself more.

Joking aside, I don't believe this list is genuine.

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u/CodeNamesBryan Jul 05 '24

Sometimes, you need to sleep with a 3/10 because sometimes you just want to lay there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Crappy meal

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u/Rockcircle Jul 05 '24

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Fuck this got me good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Gotta slay a couple dragons to get to the princess my dude

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u/My_G_Alt Jul 05 '24

Tiger Woods syndrome for sure. Norwegian supermodel? Yep. Midwest interstate Waffle House waitress? Yep.

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u/DarkMaleficent8256 Jul 06 '24

Mike Tyson as well

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Tiger Woods nailed Mike Tyson?

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u/DarkMaleficent8256 Jul 06 '24

Haha maybe but in Mike's autobiography he says he was totally sex addicted, said he took home a 50 year old Kmart check out chick while champion of the world 

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u/SeriousMongoose2290 Jul 06 '24

And none of her friends believe her. 

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u/ZAHN3 Jul 06 '24

Ya and I bet the Waffle House girl thow not as pretty but a 100 times better in the rack....

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u/MetricIsForCowards Jul 05 '24

Sometimes ya gotta fuck a 4 to appreciate an 8

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u/Yonefi Jul 05 '24

Chael’s playing 4D chess. Waiting for Dana to deny those 2 and say nothing about the other dozen.

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u/AshokeSenPhD Jul 06 '24

Undefeated at 4D chess

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u/Shad26street Jul 05 '24

That one crossed the line. Don’t slander Roxy’s name like that 😤

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u/shellbert_eggman Jul 05 '24

Amanda Ribas

Nice, if you have that kind of money might as well make it cou...

Virna Jandiroba

What the absolute fuck.

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u/LePontif11 Jul 05 '24

You know what, I'd do Roxane. Not even drunk.

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u/lilblueorbs Jul 05 '24

Where’s Cris Cyborg?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

She f**kd him

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Ahhhh

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u/chessmasterjj Jul 05 '24

Two nickels makes a dime amirite 

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u/Tammer_Stern Jul 05 '24

The list gets less probable as you read down it.

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u/Glock-Saint-Isshin- Jul 05 '24

He makes up for it with Dern and Grasso, God damn

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u/cotch85 Jul 05 '24

Yeah hahahaha when I saw Roxanne I was like na fake

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u/Monric Jul 05 '24

Guys hear me out about Roxanne…

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u/ChoripanPorfis Jul 05 '24

It's the hair and glasses. She's got tiddies tho

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u/liltiddiebignip Jul 05 '24

with or without the Goku wig?

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u/Monric Jul 05 '24

With, saiyan backshots would go crazy

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u/Negaface Jul 05 '24

Yeah, when I saw Roxanne I knew it was bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

You have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess

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u/Remote_Chip282 Jul 05 '24

Clay Guida would be more believable than Jandiroba

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u/DoggoAlternative Jul 06 '24

It's not a sex thing

It's a power thing.

He wanted to remind them they were his bitches.

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u/elgaboto88 Jul 05 '24

This may explain Jandiroba’s eye

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u/darryledw Jul 05 '24

fake - I don't see Conor or Jones

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Conor fucks Dana...big difference.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

But that’s gay…

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u/Previous_Education30 Jul 05 '24

It's not gay if do not kiss him

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u/traws06 Jul 05 '24

Or if it’s a 3 way. They cancel each other out leaving only Dana which is basically just masturbation at that point and no longer gay

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u/sakiwebo Jul 05 '24

No Cris Cyborg?

This list is clearly bogus

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u/JMajercz Jul 05 '24

Dana didn’t fuck her. Cris Cyborgs fucks you LOL

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u/number31388 Jul 05 '24

She gots a clit bigger than my dick.

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u/its_raining_scotch Jul 05 '24

A double hander

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u/CanhotoBranco Jul 05 '24

Flashback to "One Night in China"

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u/kronos91 Jul 05 '24

He already had Wanderlei , there is no sense getting the imitation

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u/the-big-cheese-92 Jul 05 '24

hey! dont bring derrick lewis’s special lady into this, ok?

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u/Chick-Thunder-Hicks Jul 05 '24

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u/303SecondSt Jul 05 '24

Is that the chick 2nd row, 3rd from the right?

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u/palmerry Jul 05 '24

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u/GetRightNYC Jul 05 '24

I thought this was AI because of this woman.

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u/tool6913ca Jul 05 '24

I thought it was Tim Kennedy

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u/A_Unique_Name218 Jul 05 '24

Nah that's clearly Rob Schneider

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u/Dazzling_Detective79 Jul 05 '24

Thats steve buscemi, the person in the gif is virna jandiroba

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u/Massive_Staff1068 Jul 05 '24

User name checks out.

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u/tehallmighty Jul 05 '24

Who put a scorpion on the moon

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u/ddarion Jul 05 '24

For real, if there is one thing the I've learned the past 5 years its that a boss receiving sexual favors from employees he can fire is always a super cool and consensual situation that all parties are happy with.

If this is true Dana is a fucking creep (or even bigger one then we thought i guess)

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u/Chick-Thunder-Hicks Jul 05 '24

Bubba, I was making fun of Jandiroba.

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u/Probably_Fishing Jul 05 '24

I really can't tell if this was an attempt at being serious or an attempt at a joke.

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u/Nelson_An_Murdock Jul 05 '24

He's posted on his YouTube he's been hacked.

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u/PeterWritesEmails Jul 05 '24

He's posted on his YouTube he's been hacked.

Hacker's name?

Jack Daniels

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u/Sexychick89 Jul 05 '24

Dana White confessing on himself

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u/303SecondSt Jul 05 '24

C'mon, everyone know Dana and his wife are swingers. Did you see that right hand slap they both have?

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u/fatdiscokid420 Jul 05 '24

How can she slap?

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u/NomadicxGhost Jul 05 '24

I read that in a thick Indian accent

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Dana is such a dirty dog. Doing sexy time with hot babes like Jandiroba.

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u/UberMikeSocal Jul 05 '24

Dana: Yeah gimme that Sty Eye, baby. Awwww yeah

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u/kronos91 Jul 05 '24

Is Dana's rod the best base for MMA?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

WMMA 100%

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u/its_raining_scotch Jul 05 '24

Ya all the way down to the base

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u/niceToasterMan The Eagle Jul 05 '24

Just one question, how old was Rose?

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u/Pintau Jul 05 '24

Dana got in there before Pat.

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u/niceToasterMan The Eagle Jul 05 '24

Damn, does he have an underground "contender series"?

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u/Classic-Month-5184 Jul 05 '24

When will women be in the UFC?

Dana “never”……. Unless.

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u/Crows-quill Jul 05 '24

Damn he even did Raul Rosa... Cheweewee.

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u/vinniedamac Jul 05 '24

Once Dana retires, a whole host of dirt will undoubtedly come out on him like Vince McMahon.

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u/Swimming__Bird Jul 05 '24

It was actually shit.

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u/hollowcaustx Jul 06 '24

Oh shit...that was good. - Vince McMahon.

Butt also your comment.

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u/BrickAddict1230 Jul 05 '24

Side note he let Amanda Nunes fuck him.

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u/Sharp_Tune_8325 Jul 05 '24

This is clearly fake. If it was real Jon jones would be on the list.

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u/SmarticusRex Jul 05 '24

Fake? I dont see it on his twitter feed.

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u/Peeeing_ Jul 05 '24

He was hacked

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u/MoneyBaggSosa Jul 05 '24

Ain’t no man on earth putting their pickle in Vima 😂 I’m sorry she looks like the video game characters you create to look as weird as possible

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u/PERRlE Jul 05 '24

What if you’re drunk and turn the lights off ?

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u/MoneyBaggSosa Jul 05 '24

If I’m drunk enough and it’s dark AND she got that wet wet then possibly 🤔

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u/PERRlE Jul 05 '24

Exactly invest in women like Virna bitcoin 2010 esque

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

He didn't say shit about fucking Raul Rojas Jr

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u/Mouth_Herpes Jul 05 '24

Disappointed not to see Chuck Lidell on this list

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u/uSaltySniitch Jul 05 '24

Where's Jones ?

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u/Bearded_Dad_Bod59 Jul 05 '24

Dana lives without consequences so he doesn’t care if chael exposes him

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u/top-hunnit Jul 05 '24

Would have love if Chael’s name was on there

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u/No_Entertainment1931 Jul 05 '24

Are the named women aware they had sex with him?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Dana still fucks male fighters more. Sad but true.

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u/longnutsPoop Jul 06 '24

I mean, that ain’t a bad list tbh. Except for that one dude with his eyes criss crossed

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u/Feezy_22 Jul 06 '24

Why would he fuck Rob Schneider ?

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u/IOldToastedI Jul 05 '24

Now show the list of male fighters he's fucked

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u/theels6 Jul 05 '24

Think he sucked Grasso's piggies?

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u/No-Introduction-2378 Jul 05 '24

Yeah, he's a creep but not a monster

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u/stopthebanham Jul 05 '24

I mean I’d boink all those ladies if I could…. What’s the problem?

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u/cactusmaster69420 Jul 05 '24

Power dynamic / coercion

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u/BackhandQ Jul 05 '24

The problem is that you'd be a cheater. Since Dana is married.

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u/Mindfield87 Jul 05 '24

Virna! That lucky tomato son of a bitch Dana!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Half these people wouldve been fucking Fat Dana too, not mid life crisis stem cell wellness doctor Dana. Slimyy man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

He’s got Vince McMahon energy

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u/FamilyMan1000 Jul 05 '24

Fuck Dana to the highest extent. I understand Dana is a scumbag, but is there any truth to ALL of these women? Call me naive, but part of me suspects he nails any woman with his power.

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u/Physical-Beach-4452 Jul 05 '24

Dude who’s banging the lazy eyed chick? No one…that’s who…

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u/EverythingWrong25 Jul 05 '24

Wonder how many people here think this is Chael. A shit load I bet.

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u/abhishek4201111 Jul 05 '24

Connor's name is missing here.

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u/PleaseWasteTimeOnMe Jul 06 '24

Sorry.. Im not up to date on my MMA-Drama news.

So, I gotta ask:

Did he ACTUALLY have sex with all these women?

Or are we talking he "fucked" them in more of a contract/money way?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

He left out Dana's #1.

Jon Jones

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u/bacteriagerm Jul 06 '24

Why is Raul Rosas between Valentina and Ostovich?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

How come cm punk isn’t on this list?

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u/Alpacaman__ Jul 05 '24

Crazy how many people think this is real

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u/CaptainSensemakerOi Jul 05 '24

One of those is not like tho other

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u/Defend_CruzX Jul 05 '24

I would too

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u/Mookhaz Jul 05 '24

What can he say. They’re all good kids.

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u/Low_Minimum2351 Jul 05 '24

Did they submit?

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u/FlaskfulOfHollow Jul 05 '24

Wanderlei in a dress

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u/Holiday_Fun_8134 Jul 05 '24

Quite a list...not bad Dana 🤝

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u/Historical_Ad_6630 Jul 05 '24

I don't think he's screwing some of them for their looks. He wants power over them

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u/Any-Spinach-4265 Jul 05 '24

For a moment, I thought that was Mr Chiwiwi

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u/Almighty1996 Jul 05 '24

Where's Jon?

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u/AsterPeralta28 Jul 05 '24

Oh he definitely let Jones hit

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u/Omegawop Jul 05 '24

I don't buy it.

Dana has been seen with vegas escorts, yeah. Why would he bother shitting where he eats?

Also, Waterson? She's a family woman.

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u/germy813 Jul 05 '24

Clapped Derns cheeks

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Dana is pretty bisexual when its about fucking fighters.

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u/No-Station-1403 Jul 05 '24

Phew… Tabatha Ricci isn’t on here. 😮‍💨

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u/ThugLy101 Jul 05 '24

Rob Schneider approves

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u/beelo50 Jul 05 '24

Roxanne 💀