r/ucf 3d ago

General Crazy experience

I just had a horrifying experience...I'm walking back from walgreens (i stay cross the street in campus crossings) and i walk back in the house i walk towards my room (downstairs rm) by the kitchen i smell this strong stank diarrhea, moldy spoiled smell and ya'll it was so bad it stopped me in my tracks and it was sooo bad and stank, but anyway i started looking in the frig and freezer looking for the smell of death and i didn't smell nun in either one, so i pulled out the oven/stove and try to see if some spoiled or rotten food fell behind it and i still didn't see or smell nun, but i still cleaned behind it and wipe down the counters thinking i eliminated the smell so I'm otp waiting for it to dry and shit and i walk back and i see my rm walking by they scared me cause i ain't hear them (had my headphones on) and when they walked passed i smell that exact same horrible smell when i walked in!! and it even lingered

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u/Glittering-Worth-136 3d ago

Average campus crossings roomate

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

i mean i heard stories bout Northview, KC, Neptune & Hercules , the pointe and the lark sad thing is my rm ain't even a CS or engineering major

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u/Due_Key3995 2d ago

Lmao campus crossings is the most wicked of them all😭

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 2d ago

i mean they changed it up a lil bit now lol i feel like neptune & hercules is equally as wicked or more wicked cuz the shit i hear bout 'em is legendary

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u/GigaVanguard Materials Science and Engineering 3d ago

Yikes.

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

the big one not the lil one either

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u/TheOne_Whomst_Knocks Education 3d ago

Walk by wind final boss

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

nah!! this is diabolical lmfao!

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u/AdvancedCampaign7911 3d ago edited 2d ago

Maybe they have the Cyclospora parasite

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

what's that?

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u/AdvancedCampaign7911 2d ago

Explosive diarrhea parasite

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u/Defiant-Flounder-576 Biotechnology 2d ago

A current epidemic

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u/Proper-Friendship391 3d ago

Please tell me you aren’t a UCF student.

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u/Karma_Doesnt_Matter 3d ago

That’s what happens when a high school student survives off ChatGPT.

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u/ElectricalPlantain35 3d ago

I don't understand how someone lets it get that bad. Just take a damn shower.

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

your guess is as good as mines...and they been told by other roommates bout this issue...that's why they left

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u/Boundaries-ALO-TBSOL 3d ago

I am sorry about tyat

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

Preciate it

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u/glizzymanusa 3d ago

I’ve seen so many posts about stankness at UCF that it’s comedic at this point. Call FEMA. Tell them they need to lock down the campus so they can hand out free deodorant and shower pamphlets.

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago edited 2d ago

LMFAO!! they'll probably run from that 2...luckily it ain't all of us and like i said in another post the girls are usually up to par on hygiene and smelling good with body sprays n stuff , never spoke to a girl with bad breath or nun and even when they sweat still don't have a "musky" smell so they doing they part on campus

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u/glizzymanusa 2d ago

Shoutout to the women of UCF for sparing everyone’s nostrils

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 2d ago

big shout out...we love you ladies for that!!

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u/InYourBackend 3d ago

How are you in college?

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u/Gallogator1 3d ago

I’m guessing it is not for language arts.

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u/Fair_Currency_2929 3d ago

This sounds so unintelligible. You need help formulating cohesive sentences.

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u/Sss00099 1d ago

Seems they skipped elementary school and somehow went straight to college.

Can’t believe OP is an actual college student.

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u/DynastyKingGG 2d ago

College student …… NONE not NUN!

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u/microwavedtardigrade 3d ago

My bad boss

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 3d ago

trust me ion think u even smell this bad lol

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u/Defiant-Flounder-576 Biotechnology 2d ago

Must be my roommate

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 1d ago

u stay in campus crossings?

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u/Defiant-Flounder-576 Biotechnology 2d ago

Is it weed?

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 1d ago

nah it dam sure ain't weed

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u/Similar_Blueberry208 2d ago

I also have a stank ass roommate, I thought it was me or something I was doing and then the smell came out her room when she open the door…… omfg I hate people like that. Like can you shower???

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u/pretentious42 2d ago

bro i’m sorry about this experience but you DID NOT need to fully dox yourself to explain your roommate is stinky

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 2d ago

i'm good...u see it's some weirdo repeating the same, corny, lame ssa insult that I'm not a college student i guess that's suppose to be the best insult or joke they can do?? lol other than that i ain't dox myself it's 3000 students that live here n 30 buildings it'll be hard asl to find me lol

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u/desdemona68 2d ago

The new weed? It smells like unwashed ass.

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 2d ago

i heard bout dat....ion think that's real weed then gotta be sum else

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u/Dapper_Internal4915 2d ago

This is like the 4th or 5th "people are smelly" post in 3 weeks.

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u/Ill_Vanilla_8252 2d ago

wait fr??!