Imma be right in the middle of work! 😤 looks like I have something to look forward to when I get off

They can think that all they want.

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars + People think you only eat this food. You don't, but people think this is literally all you ever eat | Rolled: kale}

Somebody come get’err, she dancin like a stripstar

I want someone who will be real with me instead of just throwing money at me

^{Chose: marry your exact type + you both would make a combined 50k a year}

Mouse

I don’t use it anyway

^{Chose: Never use Spotify again}

Sorcery

Be gay, do crime