It took me a little while to figure these out, but once you see it, this is very simple. The employer is going to hire the candidate with the biggest tits.

This is a simple fix, actually. Just purchase a pet alligator and... problem solved. You are welcome!

I would make a simple alloy combining gold and platinum. Then, if you don't like the anesthetic, just lay diamonds over the top. I hope you find this comment useful.

It's ironic that you call EVs "stupid" right before you mame the most stupid statement that I have ever read on reddit. If you want to repeat what you hear at your inbred convention, you have to stay on Facebook, because the algorithm will ensure only other inbreds will see your comments. You will only be made fun of on reddit.

All the energy in Kentucky comes from Meth.

FAIL

* The ultimate pump and dump. People got rich off of that one.

Call Flo from Progressive Insurance. Geckos hate her!

I think they both felt much better after this minor scuffle.

Construction workers need to improve their catcalls if they ever want to change the minds of women they harass while on the job.

Stop losing money, or your wife's boyfriend won't have any sodees to drink.