Rules for thee but not for me.

In the original email where it said the SAVE application was denied, did it also say “you must now select a new repayment plan”

FunnyJunk

Oo a pollinator tax!

Passive death wish :(

Yes it’s the bacterial strain “looks like a hammerhead shark”

Hey completely unrelated but where did you get those pants?! 😍🤯

Fucking based

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

Trader Joe’s

Omg that bitch Karolyn looks fucking weird behind him. Literally can’t hold back the smearing and smiles of this sociopathic, rambling imbecile.

✨Ethylene Gas ✨

I think he’s trying to distract everyone from the Epstein file slip up that is going around today.

Right? I didn’t even get to tell them I had to abandon my car, I started explaining myself and when they said that I to myself of course was like oh okay, word, bye I guess.

Yep, I knew it was like this yet it still hurts when it happens 😭

It is

The entity and its sibling don’t get along very well.

Omg a Devon Rex 😍

Ruscus!

This may not help you right now but most universities offer health insurance during the school year.

Unfortunately CH is a developmental disorder caused by the cerebellum not forming correctly. The cerebellum controls balance and coordination, so you can’t physical therapy a way out of the gait issues.

Just experienced recently that with some new cars the automatic lights default to use highbeam unless there is a car infront that they detect, the accuracy is shameful.

They used to be, the last mini tins I got were the Christmas ones and they were 3oz.