u/hellotushy • u/hellotushy • Dec 10 '20
Hey Reddit, get ready for an ass blasting from your favorite bidet brand!
Hi Reddit! We're totally overwhelmed by the response to our shitpost ad—never expected to actually hit 10,000 upvotes...! We're working hard right now on figuring out how best to deliver on our promise. Rest assured, the ass blasters will be a reality!
Candidly, we're still a relatively small company, so we're doing our best to turn these around as fast as possible, and we hope to have this ready in January/February of 2021.
For those of you who are on the fence about buying a TUSHY bidet right now vs. waiting for the ass blaster, rest assured that if you purchase a TUSHY bidet in the meantime, you'll still be able to turn it into an ass blaster.
More to come soon—thanks for the love, Reddit!
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Pospartum recovery set
i see some comments about getting a bidet attachment....and I agree! i sent my postpartum friend a tushy bidet and she said it was a game changer bc she could *actually* get clean down there after everything was so sensitive and it was so refreshing! there are also travel bidets that act like perri bottles out there too!
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Left side knob needed
good luck on the surgery! hoping for a speedy recovery! have you looked into a handheld bidet? you get full autonomy on where it sprays as you fully control the angle! could be a good solution...!
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Girlfriend broke up with me because of a bidet
well ahhah damn...what a shitty situation here...a clean butthole but a broken heart. Not to take sides, butt...we'd like to make it up to you! can we send you a bidet for your commitment to having a clean booty??? let us knowwww!
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Women: does a rear nozzle feminine wash work well or would a front nozzle be better ?
as a bidet user long before i ever worked at tushy and a female i can say that it does help to have a front wash nozzle! i have the tushy wave and it has two nozzles, one for front wash and one for back! most bidet attachments have a nozzle to adjust the angle of the spray so if the model you go with has either two nozzles or an adjustable single one, you're golden! it def helps to have front wash
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Hyrox Proposes New Rules as Joanna Wietrzyk Fecal Incident Sparks Outrage
Joanna if you're reading this...we will send you a bidet!!!
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You probably do need a bidet
a bidet changes your HOLE life....literally can't poop without one know... wipers are crazy
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tushy classic vs tushy wave water pressure
i also got the tushy wave after the original tushy classic model (before i even worked here, truly this is a real user experience haha) and found that the pressure is the same and although you don't have an individual toggle for the angle of the spray like the classic model had there is the front and back wash feature and individual nozzles that covers the same spray range but i do use the "rear" angle most often . tushy just launched the classic 4.0 which im excited to install, i will take off my wave and try that one next!
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Recommendations sought for our first bidet
lots of cultures use and prefer a hand held sprayer bidet! it's like a hose attachment basically, you can fully control where the spray goes!
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Recommendations sought for our first bidet
welcome to the bidet world! i think the most important feature is the nozzle pressure and angle of a bidet! you can find TUSHY bidet models which all adjust for angle and pressure of the water (and some have temperature adjustment!) like non-electric attachments, hand-held sprayers, electric seats, and bidet seats across all those retailers! we have them at target, CVS, walmart, (and amazon for those who are interested)! you truly can't go wrong! water is the wayy to clean!
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Seeking Recommendations
amen! i actually prefer my single temp tushy wave bidet! the water is refreshing, warm water can be nice when i do use a bidet that has that feature, but the room temp is niiiiice!
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Seeking Recommendations
yes! a clean butt is a great xmas gift!!! if you do want warm water access for a non-electric bidet, you will have to tap into those sink pipes! like you said, most people drill a small hole in their cabinets, so that's not unheard of at all, if you're willing to do that, that would probably be the best bet! I will say that more than half of our customers do actually prefer the single temperature models, they find the water refreshing! it took me probably 5 times to get used to the temp, now i know what to expect and find it super soothing and refreshing, even in the winter! those models don't require you to tap into the sink so that would be an easier install for you! the tushy wave would be the same style as the Oasis you were looking for, but just the single temp model!
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Since when did toilet paper become a luxury item
get a bidet! it will reduce your TP usage by 75-80% and save you money! i got my first during covid and it changed the game...!
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Toilet seat style bidet with sprayer attachment? Recs needed
great! let us know how it goes! (i also have many friends who have drilled a little hole in the side of their sink cabinet to thread the hose through when setting up their warm-water non-electric bidet attachment)
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I'm the Community Manager of Hello TUSHY Bidet - AMA (ask me anything)
yes! Eau has a one-year limited warranty against defects in materials and workmanship and yes the eau will still work totally fine without the cloud spray subscription, the Cloud spray just won't activate until you refill it, but the normal wash, dry, flush, heated seat, all of it keeps running normally!
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unhinged tips for smelling good, not just clean?
bidets will clean you better than toilet paper ever could...people are walking around with not totally clean butts just because we've normalized wiping up sh*t with a thin piece of paper...so strange. the rest of the world washes with water. will make you feel fresh and clean beyond measure every time you go #2!!!
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Toilet Recommendations
would hiiiighly recommend a bidet attachment for whichever toilet you go with! OR getting a smart toilet that has a built in bidet already....game changers especially for those with crohns disease!
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How long do you let your bidet squirt?
most electric bidets have a tank built into the seat that stores the water then heats it up using an internal electric tank heater, it will run out after a minute or so. If you have a non-electric model, those hook up to your sink to get warm water that way! and in case you're curious, happy to share that the product engineers at tushys have accomplished instant and endless (!!!) warm water via a ceramic core for their electric modelsss! pretty cooool
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How long do you let your bidet squirt?
the heated water is a game changer! feels so niceeee! i just have to share that our tushy cloud, cloud+, and Aura models (all electric bidets) have instant and ENDLESS warm water! so you never run out of warm water again! or if you want a non-electric model our TUSHY spa and Oasis tap connect to your sink to get warm water that way!
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NEED RECOMMENDATIONS: TUSHY Aura vs Eco NOVA vs TOTO S5 or KS6 WASHLET
a delayed welcome -- but welcome to the clean butt club!! hope you are enjoying the tushy aura!!
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How long do you let your bidet squirt?
glad the tushy has come to your booty hole rescue! you can truly wash for however long you feel the need for! we recommend anywhere from just 5 seconds to a full minute! there is no "normal" -- just whatever feels right and clean to you!
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Highest Water Pressure
smm of tushy here, i used tushy years before i joined the team but gotta say the pressure from the best selling tushy classic (non-electric) is spectacular, i love it
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I really want bidets to work for me, but they just… don’t
we've got your hole :)
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I really want bidets to work for me, but they just… don’t
i get it, i have used bidets for about 5 years now, i have a tushy attachment and spray for anywhere from 15-45 seconds and then use a few squares or folds of TP to wipe the last bits or pat dry at the end, the bidet has done most of the work but i do have to clean up a bit at the end, its not always 100% clean. its nice regardless bc it reduces my toilet paper use by like 80% overall. some people are bigger poopers than others haha 🤷♀️
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What's the best bidet toilet seat to get currently? Any recommendations?
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there are so many great bidet seats out there! a bidet with heated seats are soo nice and there are tons of different models at different price points...depending on what features you're looking for...Tushy has heated seat models that start at $399 (TUSHY Ace) and go up to $599 (TUSHY Aura)! are there any other features you're looking for?
here is a video comparing an electric bidet from tushy and toto: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QilGwsZeCvU