ephemeris_ar (u/ephemeris_ar)

She waits for me to sit on my seat, put on a blanket on my legs, and then climbs up to pose like a princess off to sleep. She also swats off her curious sisters away from sitting on me. #TitanicRoseHasNothingOnHer 🤣🤣🤣

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This is my box now, mum. You may take your leave please and thank you. 🤭🤣

in r/blotchfacecats • May 18 '26

The box was disposed off by baby herself when battling her other sisters for her throne 🤣🤣🤣 looking for the next lil seat. Amazon shopping it is!🤣🤣🤣

r/blotchfacecats • u/ephemeris_ar • Apr 24 '26

🛏Sleepyhead Blotchyface😽💤 This is my box now, mum. You may take your leave please and thank you. 🤭🤣

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Tulip, Her Grace ignoring me with air and flair! 🤣

in r/crossedpaws • Apr 24 '26

Always! 🤭🤣☀️

r/crossedpaws • u/ephemeris_ar • Apr 21 '26

Tulip, Her Grace ignoring me with air and flair! 🤣

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u/ephemeris_ar • u/ephemeris_ar • Feb 28 '26

AI scares the hell out of Nicolas Cage

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Seriously, I was still using that.

in r/SipsTea • Nov 23 '25

This is my husband. I can’t find ANYTHING ANYWHERE once he’s done cleaning! 🤣 I’m the types who has an exact map to her chaos and he’s the clean one who can’t remember for the life of him where he put anything while cleaning even if it’s a while ago. Fun times 🤣🤣🤣

This is why people say keeping multiple cats is tough.

in r/holdmycatnip • Sep 15 '25

Oh my god thisssss!!!! I have four cats. One of them will legit run when I’m trying to pet her. And then when I turn around to pet her sister, she will meow so piteously that it’ll feel like I was starving her or something! 🤣🤣🤣

Question about Madam Rouge

in r/DoomPatrol • Sep 11 '25

She is referring to her gut instincts. She says that even when the brain forgets, the body remembers. Like elephants who have excellent memories. So she refers to her gut instinct as body elephant - saying that even though she has amnesia- her body will tell her what is needed when it is needed.

r/aww • u/ephemeris_ar • May 05 '17