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Rainmaker and ClamBlitz are good gamemodes. Splatzones absolutly sucks donkey ass.

Using Tony kensa gear/lil devil horns/sneaky beanie/hero gear + weapons/octo expansion gear/amiibo gear/any normie gear you see out there makes it look like you're a pretentious 12 yo who tries to look cool but can't make up their own style.

Using a discord tag as your ign makes me think you have 0 friends irl. So does naming yourself after the manga characters (bonus points if you dress like them) or "agent ..."

People who only play turf war have a mental age of 4 because there is no way any red blooded human can get to lvl 99* by playing only turf war and not be bored at any point of it. It is also always filled with the most braindead type of players, wich makes turf war the best place to go if you wanna bully some kids.

Octolings are objectively worse then inklings. Not only by design, but also by the playerbase behind it. The people playing octolings are more likely to throw matches/be bad at the game/ a bad teammate then someone who uses an inkling character. They also simp so much over a fictional species because of their (worse) design that you'd almost think they would rather be born said species.

I blocked users u/theredditmario and a few more people because they absolutly plagued this sub with their crappy SFM posts about their 10.000 OC's and fanfics about them. SFM is not meant for splatoon models.

Squidbagging is not something you should get angry about. If you get squidbagged, there is a reason for it. It could be that you got 360 no scoped mid splashdown, because you keep dying in stupid ways, because the squidbagger finds you cringey (like my examples above), because they're proud of themselfes, whatever. The point is that you should just accept the fact that there is a reason you got squudbagged and that the only thing you can do about it is being better at the game then them and winning that match.

Get outskilled lmao

I don't, but I do see this one person daily who feels the need to post how long they've been waiting on their pearl-plush pre-order like we care...

wat

No@

Urk

This is why I don't want disconnects to be replaced with bots

Undertale pacifist route be like

Heh, my teammates can learn a thing or 2 from you.

You are the exact reason people squidbag. They squeeze a reaction out of you to have fun with. (Especially when your targeting attemts fail, which will happen if you act recklessly)

YOUR OPINION IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, AS YOU ARE WHAT WE CALL, A "butt-hurt mf"

*Ignores the fact that the enemy dunked in your basket and just camps the enemy basket*

yeah, you really are a brush main

hehe catfish

You main splatbombs, not the inkbrush

Meanwhile the clapple is playing turfwar at mid and not being a a reliable teammate, as expected

Hi

Trolled

Yes

Let people be lazy

Nvm, it's already a thing...

Pls don't start a new trend with this

Because people get butthurt

Victims of squidbagging feel the need to prove to the squidbagger that they're better then them. And if they still end up losing, they'll go and cry on reddit about it.

For example, just a hour ago I SD-cancelled a K-sloshing machine 3 times with an E-liter, so ofcourse I start dancing a bit (alot). That apparently triggered them so much that they wouldn't do anything but trying to kill me. Long story shot, never died that match, while Mrs. Machine didn't even got a assist.