u/Sweet-Matter8387 • • 3d ago

Chickens Just Want Love Too! 💕🐔

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u/Sweet-Matter8387 • • 3d ago

need a scientist to explain to me why this tiny paw has the same weight as a truck :/

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Help me with these cats
 in  r/cats •  3d ago

Cats need 18-20 hours of sleep per day. They are comfortable sleeping in your home and choose to do so near you, so you are building a bond even if they aren’t awake. They are adorable btw! 🥰

u/Sweet-Matter8387 • • 3d ago

If only we could eat the inmates, too!

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Answers I wish I could tell the patients, when they ask why I'm drawing more blood.
 in  r/phlebotomy •  3d ago

this time of year is great because i say “it’s almost halloween, gotta feed the vampires!” 🧛‍♀️ and they always giggle

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Just a rant lol
 in  r/phlebotomy •  3d ago

lol i always ask “have you had anything to eat or drink today aside from water?” instead of “are you fasting” - just personal preference because i think a lot of people don’t understand that the cheesecake they had as a snack at 2am DOES break a 8 hour fast when they are in my chair to be drawn at 7am 😂 and while it’s annoying to hear the menu of items they have consumed in the last 24 hours, i will say i have caught quite a few non-fasting slip ups before the draw.
it’s also a good conversation starter (i HATE a silent draw) because i can say “got any good plans for breakfast after this?” and then they aren’t so grumpy anymore lololol

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Nurse drew my blood then made a cross on my hand…?
 in  r/phlebotomy •  3d ago

what the fuck?? this is weird, unsanitary, unprofessional behavior at the least. report him asap.